John the Beloved Secretly BYU QB?
In the folklore of Latter-day Saints, there are some figures who are mysterious and yet intimately known. They perform unexpected miracles. Four of their order exist. The Three Nephites are well known to faithful Alternate Universe readers and take many guises. More prominent, and thus more occluded, is John the Beloved–who has now revealed himself. An unassuming, nice Jewish boy who delivers the people of … Continue reading John the Beloved Secretly BYU QB?
Provo Voices: Utah Beats BYU
Tonight the Utah Utes handed the previously-unbeaten BYU Cougars their first loss of the season. Reactions varied across Provo/BYU fandom: “We were supposed to talk about tithing, but I just changed it to ‘mourning with those that mourn.’ I didn’t ask our Elders Quorum President, but I’m sure he’ll understand.” Danny McElfin – Elders Quorum 1st Counselor in the 456th Ward “I’m just … Continue reading Provo Voices: Utah Beats BYU
Provo Voices: BYU Beats Utah
Tonight the BYU Cougars beat the Utah Utes ___ to move to 9-0. Reactions to the game were overall positive, but many have thoughts about the off-the-field effects in the wake of the big win. “We were supposed to talk about tithing, but I just changed it to ‘Endure to the End.’ I didn’t ask our Elders Quorum President, but I’m sure he’ll understand.” … Continue reading Provo Voices: BYU Beats Utah
BYU Conservative Votes Blue to Rub It In Utah’s Face
Normally, Jenson McButton would vote Republican down the whole ticket. However, BYU doesn’t usually play Utah during the week of Election Day. Because the two are playing this week, Jenson can have no red anywhere in his life. “I’m a lifelong conservative, but I hate the University of Utah more than I hate Leftists,” said McButton. “Normally I love to say ‘Choose the Right’ on … Continue reading BYU Conservative Votes Blue to Rub It In Utah’s Face
The Piano Guys Announce “Dispensations” Tour
From the most sensational music group among latter day saint dads and kids with restricted Youtube access, The Piano Guys will be performing all across the globe in what will be known as “The Dispensations Tour.” The international tour will feature elaborate music, costume, and set design inspired by each dispensation of the gospel. “I heard that during the Jaredite Dispensation they’re gonna just start … Continue reading The Piano Guys Announce “Dispensations” Tour
