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George Washington Named Honorary Apostle for President’s Day

The Church of Jesus Christ’s fascination with the founding father has always been a little much. To be fair, it is easy to see how important their sacrifices and courageous leadership was towards the restoration of our church. But it always felt like they were just a bit over-enthusiastic. This enthusiasm was confirmed this President’s Day as the church announced that they were making George … Continue reading George Washington Named Honorary Apostle for President’s Day

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, News, Provo, Uncategorized

Single FHE Mom Wins Heated Custody Battle

After two whole semesters of no child support from their deadbeat dad, single FHE mom Tiffaneigh Leigh of Provo YSA 12345th ward took legal action and was granted full custody of her 15 adult children. While Tiffaneigh herself would report that the court ruling was sweet, anyone who was involved in this case can attest that the litigation was sour. “Having to get up on … Continue reading Single FHE Mom Wins Heated Custody Battle

Lisa Simpson
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David Archuleta Releases New Tell-All Autobiography ‘Crushed’

Following the success of Prince Harry’s Spare, David Archuleta has also decided to tell the tale of his personal exodus in a new 416-page autobiography selling for a retail price of $38. The 32-year-old self-reportedly “took a step back from” the LDS church in early November of last year. Since, he has spoken out about this decision and his experiences since going his own way. What … Continue reading David Archuleta Releases New Tell-All Autobiography ‘Crushed’

Lisa Simpson
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BYU announces first ever EFY for young single adults

For any young single adults who are missing the camaraderie, friendships, and fun they experienced as an EFY youth participant, a brand-new opportunity is coming this summer. BYU will be putting on the first ever Especially For Young Single Adults conference (EFYSA) in summer 2023. The event is available to young single adults ages 18–30 and will take place August 16–19, 2023, in Nauvoo, Illinois. As part … Continue reading BYU announces first ever EFY for young single adults

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Sports, Uncategorized

Where Are Some of BYU’s Most Famous Athletes Now?

When people think of BYU, they often think of academic excellence, soberness, religion, and just a sprinkle of polygamy. Due to the recent success of many athletes who have come out of BYU, our religious institution is slowly becoming known as an athletic powerhouse. Who else produces the sheer amount of skinny white guys who can run for long distances like us, huh? As a … Continue reading Where Are Some of BYU’s Most Famous Athletes Now?

Bobby Zimmeruski