Against all supposed odds, the worst person you have ever met just got engaged to the love of their life. There really is someone for everyone—except maybe someone single, pleasant, and normal like you. In an exclusive interview with The Worst Person You Know, The Alternate Universe was able to get an idea of their future plans. “My insufferable fiance and I are excited to … Continue reading Breaking: Worst Person You Know Just Got Engaged
Far from the beacon of safety it was once known as, Provo, Utah has recently been ranked #4 in the nation for gang violence. Taking a moment to familiarize yourself with these groups may help you protect yourself and your family. Tunnel Singers This gang’s stronghold is located in the tunnel in front of the Marriott Center. They are most hostile when shaded in the … Continue reading 5 Gangs to Watch Out for in Provo
This past weekend, President Russell M. Nelson announced plans for the construction of several new temples. Outer Banks, North Carolina Temple This temple will be part of an effort to appeal to a younger generation of Saints, teaching them to treasure the teachings of the Lord in their hearts. Mars Temple This will be the first extraterrestrial temple built, preparing the Gospel to be spread … Continue reading Church Announces New Temples
‘White Men Can’t Jump’ had a historic run through the BYU intramural basketball scene as they blazed through their competition to secure the title. Boasting an average win differential of 45 points and going undefeated, many players on the team believed they were good enough to make it to the dance. Players such as Jammer Fred-Debt, Jack Emerson, Braydon Davies, Alex Barviolin, and CJ Haws … Continue reading BYU Intramural Basketball Champions, ‘White Men Can’t Jump’, Narrowly Misses Out on NCAA Tournament, Settles for the NIT
The Church of Jesus Christ’s fascination with the founding father has always been a little much. To be fair, it is easy to see how important their sacrifices and courageous leadership was towards the restoration of our church. But it always felt like they were just a bit over-enthusiastic. This enthusiasm was confirmed this President’s Day as the church announced that they were making George … Continue reading George Washington Named Honorary Apostle for President’s Day
