Provo is the scene of great lamentation this weekend after this round of midterms has concluded in tragedy. Many student’s main study resource, Quizlet, went down permanently last week due to Russian meddling. Sarah Sappers, a freshman, told us, “How was I supposed to memorize what a preposition or a noun is without Quizlet’s free flashcards? I looked at the study guide for my English … Continue reading Students Mourn as BYU Average GPA Falls Two Whole Points After Quizlet Goes Down Before Midterms

Brigham Young University’s Marriott School of Business announced the opening of a new major called Direct Sales/Multi-Level Marketing at a press conference on Tuesday. “We have so many students who are so ready to change their lives and make $200 in a week from the comfort of their own homes.” says Chester Ponzi, dean of the Marriott School of Business, “We are excited to give … Continue reading Marriott Business School Dean Says New Direct Sales/Multi-Level Marketing Major ‘Definitely Not a Pyramid Scheme’

Following a surge of public criticism, the BYU Honor Code Office released a statement today apologizing for earnestly believing that students were serious about keeping the promises they make every year in order to attend the private university. “I think this has all been a great misunderstanding.” writes Jeff Summers, director of dress code violations, in a statement released to the press, “This whole time … Continue reading Embarrassed BYU Honor Code Office Apologizes to Students for Taking Their Promises Seriously