Y Digital Upset They Were Not Invited to Congressional Antitrust Hearing With Tech Giants

Y Digital is an elite group of 32 students among the 33,000 plus on campus. They are an Avenger-esque team that solves digital marketing problems for real clients that hire their services. A Congressional Antitrust Hearing took place remotely on Wednesday morning. Amazon, Apple, Facebook, and Google appeared before congress to discuss issues related to how they are using data in their business practices to … Continue reading Y Digital Upset They Were Not Invited to Congressional Antitrust Hearing With Tech Giants

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Salt Lake Temple Time Capsule Contains Revelation of Continued Catastrophe in 2020: War, Famine, and Low Rise Jeans Coming Back Into Fashion

A time capsule built into the Salt Lake City temple was recently recovered during construction on the building. Along with the best hits of Parley P. Pratt and Wilford Woodruff’s pocket change, church officials found a book of revelation detailing events in the year 2020. “I just wish we had found the book sooner, we could have been way better prepared,” said church spokesperson Devon … Continue reading Salt Lake Temple Time Capsule Contains Revelation of Continued Catastrophe in 2020: War, Famine, and Low Rise Jeans Coming Back Into Fashion

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Recent BYU Fires Attributed To Underground FHE Ring

BYU Police have concluded their investigation regarding the recent fires on campus. They determined the cause to be a group of students who have been conducting secret Family Home Evening bonfires in the basements of BYU buildings. The Benson Building fire on July 8th was caused by rising freshman Mara Holland brought her own leftover fireworks and accidentally dropped them in the fire. On Wednesday … Continue reading Recent BYU Fires Attributed To Underground FHE Ring

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RM Responsible for Twitter Bitcoin Hack, Link Actually Sends Users to Comeuntochrist.org

Earlier this week, various Twitter accounts were targeted by hackers in what appeared to be a Bitcoin scam. Affected users ranged from billionaires Elon Musk to Barack Obama to Kim Kardashian, among many others. The accounts all posted the same message, a promise to send Bitcoins to anyone who clicked the linked provided. Twitter’s investigation team found that clicking the link actually just redirected users … Continue reading RM Responsible for Twitter Bitcoin Hack, Link Actually Sends Users to Comeuntochrist.org

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New Art Requirements For Chapels – What Do You Think?

A recently released letter from the First Presidency provides a specific selection of Christ-centered paintings for chapel foyers and entryways. What do you think? “I’m glad they included one painting with racially diverse subjects. Two would have been way too many.” MaKarlenzleigh White – Youngliving Scientist “This is bad news for my Judas portrait side hustle.” John Trayter – Men’s Chorus Waterboy “This is the … Continue reading New Art Requirements For Chapels – What Do You Think?