Confidence. Field Vision. Athleticism. Awareness. Arm Strength. These are all characteristics that have made BYU’s Zach Wilson an intriguing potential starting quarterback in this year’s upcoming NFL draft. Another quality that can now be added to the list? Facial Hair The Alternate Universe has received reports that Wilson has been seen sporting a “surprisingly impressive” mustache since the end of their season. “It scared me … Continue reading BYU Quarterback Zach Wilson’s Draft Stock Skyrockets After Revealing Newly Grown Mustache

Student Danny Todd reportedly reached out to Professor Ralph Bradley on Learning Suite 18 times before finally getting a hold of him on his private Facebook account.  His multiple messages included claims, without evidence, that another student in the class had received “100 percent” of all of the points on every assignment, and that his final exam had actually been taken by a dead person.  … Continue reading In Extraordinary Hour-Long Call, BYU Student Pressures Professor to Find 11,780 More Points to Add to Grade

Prominent, and deceased, LDS educator Karl G. Maeser gave his thoughts on academic honesty during this semester’s midterm season. He also went into detail about how exactly he would get away with cheating on a Proctorio exam. It came as little surprise to BYU students and faculty when Maeser spoke about honor and the importance of keeping your word. He commented on the total lack … Continue reading Karl G. Maeser Weighs in on Academic Honesty: “Place an exam on Proctorio–video monitored, verified ID and location–there is a possibility that I will cheat in some way or another, but put an exam on Learning Suite, and have me give my honor to not use my notes. Can I cheat on this exam? No, never! I’d die first!”

Kaufusi vetos mask mandate, wants to attend “just one more Provo rager” before the end of the world After the Provo City Council unanimously passed on a mandatory mask law on Tuesday, Provo Mayor Michelle Kaufusi threatened to veto the ordinance. “Come on guys, I just really want to rage the Provo way: no masks, no alcohol, and no rules except those dictated by the … Continue reading Kaufusi vetos mask mandate, wants to attend “just one more Provo rager” before the end of the world