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Provo High to be Turned Into Kevin Worthen’s Personal Paintball Arena

Since BYU purchased Provo High in 2016, rumors have surrounded it. Many thought it would be turned into a medical school and others thought it might be used for conversion therapy. Today it was announced that the school will be turned into a paintball arena for Kevin Worthen and his friends. The arena will consist of the entire school building and a couple of outdoor … Continue reading Provo High to be Turned Into Kevin Worthen’s Personal Paintball Arena

Cameron Frye
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Utah Declares Independence

Today, Utah declared independence. It is unclear why. There is a list of reasons that the now-sovereign state gave us on their declaration, and it is quite short. The first and only reason is because of Biden’s infrastructure plan–”He has provided an infrastructure plan that will cause there to be way too much construction. We are officially done with construction. We do not care if … Continue reading Utah Declares Independence

Renesmee
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New Cast of Studio C Revealed to be Original Cast in Disguise

What better way to get into the BYU spirit than watching Studio C, the beloved family-friendly sketch comedy show on BYUtv. The original cast included Provo legends Matt Meese (known for portraying the infamous Scott Sterling), Whitney Call (known for being in those Lume Youtube ads), and Jeremy Warner (known for having facial hair). After the show’s ninth season, the original cast left Studio C … Continue reading New Cast of Studio C Revealed to be Original Cast in Disguise

Carmen Sandeigo
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From the Mouth of Babes: Exclusive Interview with the Kid Who Eats Cheerios off the Floor at Church

Maxom Jass, aged 27 months, was licking Cheerios off the floor when we approached him.  “Goo goo ga ga,” he said when he saw us.  His cherubim cheeks glistened with curiosity as we brought over our camcorder.  “I wanna pway with that device,” he said.  We had to explain to him that no, it was not a toy, but that we were there to interview … Continue reading From the Mouth of Babes: Exclusive Interview with the Kid Who Eats Cheerios off the Floor at Church

Renesmee
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Y-App adds new conversational AI

The famous Y-App, used by BYU students for many things, has been updated with a groundbreaking new feature. The app now includes a conversational AI like Alexa, Siri, or the Google Assistant. Students can just say, “Hey Y-App,” and then whatever action they need the app to perform. They can add a class, or order pure happiness from Aloha Plate. They will also be given … Continue reading Y-App adds new conversational AI

Cameron Frye