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Biblically accurate angel costume scars dozens at ward Nativity program         

In preparation for the annual ward Christmas Nativity production, leadership of a local Provo ward decided that Celeste Gabriel would be the perfect choice for the angel given her career as a makeup and effects specialist. However, things played out stranger than any of them could have imagined. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. “The appearance of the angel is a favorite moment … Continue reading Biblically accurate angel costume scars dozens at ward Nativity program         

Mark Grayson
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Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change

Just like your wives and girlfriends, Brigham Young is always right.  Although most people believe that Daylight Savings can be attributed to energy conservation during World War One or farmers being absolute babies and wanting more sleep, there is a true, lesser-known story that argues the tradition earlier. As ancient legend has it, after a long day of trekking through the nothingness that is it … Continue reading Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change

Bobby Zimmeruski
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Alternate Universe Staff Member Fired After Comedy Scandal

Here at the Alternate Universe, we are committed to providing top-shelf comedic content, and we have a zero-tolerance policy for contrary behavior from anyone who represents our brand.  Last night a member of our staff, who will remain unnamed out of respect to their family, performed in a Divine Comedy show. We were not aware that they had any ties to the organization, and we … Continue reading Alternate Universe Staff Member Fired After Comedy Scandal

Albert Camus
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Extremely Qualified and Unbiased Group to Rename Squaw Peak

In February of 2021, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill creating a process to change the names of places in Utah that use Native American words offensively. Since then, Provo residents have been awaiting an announcement about Squaw Peak. This week, The Provo City Council held a town hall and invited residents to propose and vote on new names for the landmark. After a … Continue reading Extremely Qualified and Unbiased Group to Rename Squaw Peak

Nance
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Crumbl Releases Exclusive New “Utah” Flavors

The Utah-based cookie company that has been spreading across the country for the last four years is returning to its roots in the second driest U.S. State. The new cookie concoctions include green jello, diet coke, and funeral potatoes. Founders Jason McGowan and Sawyer Hemsley explained their inspiration saying that they, “truly believe that Utah cuisine is the best that there is.” They are happy … Continue reading Crumbl Releases Exclusive New “Utah” Flavors

Albert Camus