Here at the Alternate Universe, we are committed to providing top-shelf comedic content, and we have a zero-tolerance policy for contrary behavior from anyone who represents our brand.  Last night a member of our staff, who will remain unnamed out of respect to their family, performed in a Divine Comedy show. We were not aware that they had any ties to the organization, and we … Continue reading Alternate Universe Staff Member Fired After Comedy Scandal

In February of 2021, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill creating a process to change the names of places in Utah that use Native American words offensively. Since then, Provo residents have been awaiting an announcement about Squaw Peak. This week, The Provo City Council held a town hall and invited residents to propose and vote on new names for the landmark. After a … Continue reading Extremely Qualified and Unbiased Group to Rename Squaw Peak

The Utah-based cookie company that has been spreading across the country for the last four years is returning to its roots in the second driest U.S. State. The new cookie concoctions include green jello, diet coke, and funeral potatoes. Founders Jason McGowan and Sawyer Hemsley explained their inspiration saying that they, “truly believe that Utah cuisine is the best that there is.” They are happy … Continue reading Crumbl Releases Exclusive New “Utah” Flavors

This week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced plans to send the entire First Presidency and Quorum of 12 Apostles into orbit. Although church members have been reading the Pearl of Great Price and speculating about the relationship between religion and astronomy for years, the flight marks the church’s first official step towards hieing to Kolob.  In an official statement, the First … Continue reading Church to Join Billionaire Space Race, Hie to Kolob