It started out as a simple FHE activity: imagine where you want to be in five years and make a plan with tangible goals. But when Ammon Jensen started writing his five year plan, he found himself unable to stop. Instead, he made an Eternal Plan. Included in his plan are milestones like “get married in the Temple” and “convert LeBron James.” “We studied the … Continue reading Student’s 5 Year Plan Becomes Eternal Plan
After numerous complaints that the machines were always empty, the Light the World donation managers look elsewhere to keep their machine shelves stocked. Earthquake-sized waves rocked through the LDS-Christmas-donation-supply-chain-management-regulation community when it was announced that Light the World officials had parted ways with their current supply partner – The BYU Vending Machine Group. They had initially worked together as it was convenient to coordinate with … Continue reading LDS Giving Machines End Contract with BYU Vending Machine Supplier
The amount of time it takes for men to grow facial hair remains a mystery to womankind. But for me, as a woman, it takes about two days. Four if I want it to be visible, which I do not. For the sake of relevance, let’s say it takes about five days. Are you interested in a flashy new mustache for the new semester, but … Continue reading Now’s the Time to Choose Your Winter 2022 Mustache
In preparation for the annual ward Christmas Nativity production, leadership of a local Provo ward decided that Celeste Gabriel would be the perfect choice for the angel given her career as a makeup and effects specialist. However, things played out stranger than any of them could have imagined. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. “The appearance of the angel is a favorite moment … Continue reading Biblically accurate angel costume scars dozens at ward Nativity program
Just like your wives and girlfriends, Brigham Young is always right. Although most people believe that Daylight Savings can be attributed to energy conservation during World War One or farmers being absolute babies and wanting more sleep, there is a true, lesser-known story that argues the tradition earlier. As ancient legend has it, after a long day of trekking through the nothingness that is it … Continue reading Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change
