How I Become a Billionaire: CEO of Orem Nickel Arcade

It all started with a Pac-Man machine and a dream. Nickel Arcade CEO Eric Chambers opens up about his remarkable rags to riches journey to becoming the richest man in Utah Valley, one nickel at a time. Growing up in the slums of Provo, Utah gave Eric a tough outer shell and fantastic entrepreneurial skills. He says he remembers selling coffee beans and sparkling ICE … Continue reading How I Become a Billionaire: CEO of Orem Nickel Arcade

Church Offers New Internships for Prospective Apostles

Often times when an AP returns home from their mission, they feel helpless and without purpose. Without other people to boss around all-day, these fallen brothers tend to resort to summer sales or other business internships to scratch that itch. In a recent turn of events, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has provided a way out for these lost souls. Starting this … Continue reading Church Offers New Internships for Prospective Apostles

Church Audits Students Who Don’t Pay Tithing

Through our very intense journalism efforts, The Alternate Universe discovered a surprising secret last week: the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints audits BYU students who do not pay their tithing. After uncovering this secret The Alternate Universe conducted a thorough series of interviews to get to the bottom of it. Lehi Turner, head Church accountant, told us, “We just want to make sure … Continue reading Church Audits Students Who Don’t Pay Tithing

Church Leaders Finally Define “Passionate Kissing”

In the For Strength of Youth pamphlet, the church directs: “before marriage, do not participate in passionate kissing”. For years, this counsel has left righteous Latter-Day Saint youths and young adults scratching their heads- what qualifies as “passionate kissing”? This morning, the First Presidency released a statement clarifying the Lord’s stance on kissing before marriage. It marked the first official instruction regarding chastity within the … Continue reading Church Leaders Finally Define “Passionate Kissing”