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Alert: The Daily Universe is Just a Scam and Parody: DO NOT READ

It has recently come to the attention of The Alternate Universe that there is another “so-called” student-run news source at BYU. They call themselves The Daily Universe and are clearly a rip-off and scam of our very excellent and high quality newspaper. “We are obviously the original and more-trustworthy newspaper. Just look at how many more followers we have than The Daily Universe” pointed out … Continue reading Alert: The Daily Universe is Just a Scam and Parody: DO NOT READ

Sister Michael
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Pope Agrees to Read the Book of Mormon if BYU Beats Notre Dame

In this classic ‘gentlemen’s bet’, the Pope has agreed to read the Book of Mormon if BYU beats Notre Dame. President Nelson has subsequently agreed to move to Vatican City so they can play Scrabble more often. “I always kick his butt in scrabble so I’m confident that my Cougars will do the same,” President Nelson told the Alternate Universe. Initially, the two spiritual powerhouses … Continue reading Pope Agrees to Read the Book of Mormon if BYU Beats Notre Dame

Bobby Zimmeruski
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Has Anyone Seen Ukulele Guy Recently?

It is yet again the start of another amazing semester at BYU campus. Bees are humming, birds are singing, and BYU has only made national headlines twice so far. The semester is far from normal, however. You may have noticed a change in the atmosphere. “What is this unsettling feeling?” you may ask. After some digging, we have realized that the ukulele guy is nowhere … Continue reading Has Anyone Seen Ukulele Guy Recently?

Renesmee
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DoTERRA Intern Cures Cancer In Between Doing Nothing and Pretending to be Working

Summer internships are a double-edged sword. On one hand, you get a great experience that will make your resume stand out from the rest. But on the other, you have to pretend that you are deeply entrenched in work while you try to beat your solitaire high score. The struggle of pretending to do work is a challenge that every intern must go through. They … Continue reading DoTERRA Intern Cures Cancer In Between Doing Nothing and Pretending to be Working

Bobby Zimmeruski
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How to Get Released from Your Calling

We’ve all been there. You gave it your all, but it’s just too much. Whether your calling is in primary or activities coordination, or wether your reason for quitting is a person who have to work with or a lack of time, we’ve got you covered. Here are our top 5 ways of getting that long-deserved release: Swear a lot. Group chats, meetings, any time … Continue reading How to Get Released from Your Calling

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