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Elder Oaks Beats President Nelson in Fantasy Football, Demoted to an Area Seventy

In an unexpected turn of events Elder Oaks, shocked the world and beat previously undefeated President Nelson in the Fantasy Football this past week. As a result of his sin, President Nelson immediately revoked Elder Oaks’ apostolic authority and gave him the ‘Tim Tebow’ of callings – Local Area Seventy. This was an unsurprising decision by our Prophet because everyone knows the cardinal rule of … Continue reading Elder Oaks Beats President Nelson in Fantasy Football, Demoted to an Area Seventy

Bobby Zimmeruski
Sports

BYU Football Credits Victory to Creamery Chocolate Milk

After winning against their long-time rival, the University of Utah, BYU Football accredits their victory to BYU’s own chocolate milk from the creamery. When asked how they achieved this victory, head coach Kalani Sitake revealed their secret: “BYU Creamery’s chocolate milk is what really pushed us to victory. I have my players drink it every day after practice, and the protein and energy from it … Continue reading BYU Football Credits Victory to Creamery Chocolate Milk

Sister Michael
Sports

BYU Student Who Doesn’t Follow Sports Confused Why BYU is Joining the Quorum of the Big 12

With the upcoming BYU vs Utah rivalry game on the horizon, BYU student Gregory Higgins has already had more sports talk enter his life than he would care to hear. Gregory has long been proud of his commitment to avoid the topic of athletics entirely, claiming that he does not want to take part in “hedonistic fanfare.”  Not being able to differentiate a first down … Continue reading BYU Student Who Doesn’t Follow Sports Confused Why BYU is Joining the Quorum of the Big 12

Mark Grayson
Life, Sports

Utah Mom Shares Modified Modest Olympic Outfits

The 2020 Olympic games began July 23, 2021 in Tokyo, Japan. The Olympics bring together the world’s finest athletes and winners generally regarded as the champions in their sport for the four-year period following their triumph. Many families and individuals have the tradition of watching the games together. One Utah mom, however, has doubts about how family-friendly the games really are. “I’m not sure if … Continue reading Utah Mom Shares Modified Modest Olympic Outfits

Carmen Sandeigo
Sports

Football Players Sell Apartment Contracts to Move Into New Locker Room

On Monday, the BYU athletic department unveiled a new locker room for football players. Located in the Student-Athlete Building, this is the first renovation the building has received since it was constructed in 2004. The room includes individual lockers highlighted with the player’s name and a picture of the athlete. Each locker has a padded chair, cup holder, electric outlets, racks for helmets and shoulder … Continue reading Football Players Sell Apartment Contracts to Move Into New Locker Room

Carmen Sandeigo