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Joey Chestnut to Face Young BYU Fan in Cougar Tail Eating Contest

After signing a deal with Impossible Foods, Joey Chestnut was barred from competing in the Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest. Nathan’s Famous sees Impossible Foods as a competitor and will not allow the 16-time champion to defend his title. In place of the hot dogs, BYU and the city of Provo invited Chestnut to compete in a Cougar Tail eating contest against Beckham … Continue reading Joey Chestnut to Face Young BYU Fan in Cougar Tail Eating Contest

Cameron Frye
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Utah Jazz Actually Hire Graphic Designer for New Uniforms

Yesterday the Utah Jazz announced a new slate of uniforms to replace the current on-court attire, including the infamous “highlighter” jerseys. The new uniforms will re-incorporate the famous blue, purple, and white mountains of the 1990s and 2000s. The change comes as a welcome surprise to the fans after two years of uniforms that have been widely panned. In 2022, the team shifted from blue, … Continue reading Utah Jazz Actually Hire Graphic Designer for New Uniforms

Cameron Frye
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Dallin Hall Declared Lisan al-Gaib

History was made in Omaha on Thursday as a BYU basketball player declared that he would lead the university to paradise and a National Championship before their first March Madness game. “No one in this room can stand against me,” declared point guard Dallin Hall as he took center court before Thursday’s game. “Your mothers warned you about my coming. Fear the moment.” Mark Pope, … Continue reading Dallin Hall Declared Lisan al-Gaib

Paul Atreides
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Overzealous Bishop Slashes Power Lines on Super Bowl Sunday

The Super Bowl presents a unique temptation to break the Sabbath. After years of watching faithful young adults wander down the path of destruction, Bishop Belnap of the Provo 675th ward knew that something had to be done.  “Clearly, the temptation of watching the Super Bowl on the Sabbath is just too much for them to handle,” Bishop Belnap says. “I felt inspired to simply … Continue reading Overzealous Bishop Slashes Power Lines on Super Bowl Sunday

Anya Forger