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Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to Be Man in Costume in Shocking Scandal

BYU’s win over Boise State on Saturday was marred by a startling revelation, as the university admitted for the first time publicly that their beloved mascot, Cosmo, was not a real mountain lion. The announcement took the form of a mid-game recognition of those past charlatans who had dared deceive the public into thinking they were, in fact, a real living cougar. “I’m glad that … Continue reading Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to Be Man in Costume in Shocking Scandal

Donald Cherry
Sports

BYU’s ROC Board Announces New Married Student Seating Section

Saying they were seeking a better fan experience for all students, the ROC Board announced Saturday that they will be introducing a new student section for married students ahead of tonight’s game at LaVell Edwards Stadium against Boise State. “We’ve always wanted to provide the best possible experience for our fans from all demographics, and this new section will allow all married students to sit … Continue reading BYU’s ROC Board Announces New Married Student Seating Section

Chase Everhart
Sports

BYU Hires Florida Man Expert to Prep for USF Game

In preparation for Saturday’s game against the University of South Florida, BYU has enlisted the help of noted Florida Man researcher Dr. Phoebe Watts. With only one player on the roster from the state of Florida, the Cougars looked to Dr. Watts to help them be mentally ready for the challenges they could face. “It’s natural for people with little experience living around Florida Men … Continue reading BYU Hires Florida Man Expert to Prep for USF Game

Donald Cherry
News, Sports

BREAKING: BYU Cancels Fall Semester Following Holy War Loss

BYU President Kevin Worthen made a startling announcement early Friday morning, cancelling all classes previously scheduled for the Fall 2019 semester due to BYU’s 30-12 loss to the University of Utah. “We feel that our students and faculty need time to move through all stages of grief before we can seriously consider getting back to their studies.” says Worthen, “We’re trying to be sensitive to … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU Cancels Fall Semester Following Holy War Loss

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Sports

BYU Coach Turns to Tithing to Beat the Utes

It’s been a difficult stretch for BYU football fans when it comes to their rivalry with the University of Utah. Eight straight losses to the team from up north have put a sour taste in the mouths of many Cougar fans. However, new hope may be on the rise with promising quarterback Zach Wilson and a bold new strategy from head coach Kalani Sitake. In … Continue reading BYU Coach Turns to Tithing to Beat the Utes

Donald Cherry