Tonight the BYU Cougars beat the Utah Utes ___ to move to 9-0. Reactions to the game were overall positive, but many have thoughts about the off-the-field effects in the wake of the big win. “We were supposed to talk about tithing, but I just changed it to ‘Endure to the End.’ I didn’t ask our Elders Quorum President, but I’m sure he’ll understand.” … Continue reading Provo Voices: BYU Beats Utah
Mackey McBrackey has been a “die-hard” fan of the BYU Cougars football team–since today. McBrackey is in his third year at BYU, and this is the first year that the team has “met his standards” for fandom. Apparently the previous two seasons were “absolute disasters.” After BYU beat UCF 37-24 to move to 8-0, McBrackey determined that this team was up to snuff. “I would … Continue reading “I Love This Team” Says Student Who Started Following BYU Football Today
Recently, reports have been circulating of a very vocal group of male BYU students who are very concerned about balls. With their friends, ball talk. Between classes, they exchange ball stories. Highlight reels of balls on their Explore pages. It’s all ball games, ball tricks, ball up top. Balls, balls, balls. “The only thing my fiancé wants to talk about is ball games,” complained Emma … Continue reading Provo Men Obsessed With Balls
In April of this year, the National Hockey League announced that the Arizona Coyotes would be moving from Tempe, Arizona to Salt Lake City. As part of the agreement to sell and move the team, the name “Coyotes” must be reserved for a potential new expansion team in Arizona. In order to pick a name, the new owner Ryan Smith previously said that the fans … Continue reading New Utah NHL Team to be Named “The Hockey Club at Temple Square”
After signing a deal with Impossible Foods, Joey Chestnut was barred from competing in the Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest. Nathan’s Famous sees Impossible Foods as a competitor and will not allow the 16-time champion to defend his title. In place of the hot dogs, BYU and the city of Provo invited Chestnut to compete in a Cougar Tail eating contest against Beckham … Continue reading Joey Chestnut to Face Young BYU Fan in Cougar Tail Eating Contest
