Category: Provo

Campus, Featured, Life, Provo

The Devil Went Down To Provo: Provo Man Wins Piano Contest Against Satan

On Friday, construction workers found an ancient poem while working in the HFAC. The ode, etched onto a stone tablet, is written in Old English and appears to date back to the 20th century. Professor Filastus Dogberry, an expert in ancient languages, was able to translate the epic poem after many hours of study. The following translation was sent by Professor Dogberry to the Alternate … Continue reading The Devil Went Down To Provo: Provo Man Wins Piano Contest Against Satan

Macho Man Randy Savage
Life, Provo

How to be Straight-Passing at BYU

Let’s be honest, BYU kind of sucks. Here’s a comprehensive guide on how to fit in. Remember, overcompensating is what we’re going for. For males: Drive a Ford F-150. Make sure it has blinding LED headlights, and tailgate whenever possible Never use your turn signal Get a buzz cut Invest in NFTs Whiten your teeth Make football your entire personality Wear those weird rectangular sunglasses … Continue reading How to be Straight-Passing at BYU

Renesmee
Featured, Life, News, Provo

Provo YSA Relief Societies Announce New Members Must “Rush to Zion”

YSA Relief Societies in Provo will no longer be assigning wards based on members’ addresses and will instead use a screening process similar to sorority recruitment. This process will take place over the span of a week, nicknamed “Rush to Zion Week”. Freshmen will visit with Relief Societies during this time and the week will culminate in a grand reveal of Relief Society Matches on … Continue reading Provo YSA Relief Societies Announce New Members Must “Rush to Zion”

Kayteigh Leigh
Campus, Provo

BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for fall semester

Every Tuesday morning, students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. BYU President Kevin J. Worthen and his wife Peggy kicked off the semester and will be followed by members of the leadership of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and a range of industry leaders and thinkers. Entertainment assemblies celebrating the talent … Continue reading BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for fall semester

Cameron Frye
Campus, Featured, Provo

Top 5 Places to Take Your BeReal in Provo

The social media app, “BeReal” has taken over the lives of millennials and Gen-Z alike. BeReal’s popularity has soared because it offers a more genuine experience compared to its social media counterparts. For all the boomers out there, BeReal is an app that will send you notification at a random time in the time in the day. Once you receive this notification, you are supposed … Continue reading Top 5 Places to Take Your BeReal in Provo

Bobby Zimmeruski