New year, new you. As January comes into full swing, see how Utah County is committing to grow and change in 2023. Cosmo the Cougar is going vegan. Your roommate who’s never home is finally going to learn your name. BYU’s famous statue family is hoping to travel more. A local little boy promises he will keep his eyes closed for the whole prayer. The … Continue reading Here’s What Provo Residents are Resolving to do in 2023
It was announced today that Cosmo the Cougar will begin teaching classes at the Provo Recreation Center this month. Konnie McCaren, director of the Rec Center said that, “The negotiations were very drawn out, but we finally met his demands because the opportunity was too good to pass up. Cosmo will bring the exact energy we love here at the Rec Center.” The Rec Center … Continue reading Cosmo the Cougar to Start Teaching Classes at Provo Rec Center
Everyone loves hearing the youth sing the FSY medley. But this year, their song might be one not of praise, but of carnage. Janice Censordoll, a Provo Relief Society President, has found shocking pro-cannibalism messages hidden in this year’s FSY album. It all started while Censordoll was playing the new FSY album on her turntable. “I buy all church music on vinyl,” she said, “I … Continue reading Hidden Pro-Cannibalism Message Found by Playing FSY Album Backwards
The unique culture of Provo Utah seems especially accentuated in the various hot tubs around the city. Our tub team at the Alternate Universe conducted extensive research to properly the top 5 hot tubs Provo has to offer. 5. Glenwood From high schoolers to super seniors, the Glenwood hot tub delivers an iconic blend of personalities that are sure to remind you why Provo is … Continue reading Top Five Hot Tubs in Provo
With midterm elections fast approaching, senator candidates Mike Lee and Evan McMullin are pulling out all stops in hopes of winning the race. While television ads, mailed propaganda, and pleas for campaign donations are all effective, Senator Mike Lee has stepped up his game with his new strategy of recruiting missionaries to campaign for him. “I just really felt the need to get across that … Continue reading BYU Campus Missionaries Canvassing for Mike Lee in Midterm Elections
