Wymount Terrace Revealed to be Thriving Swinger Community

“Everyone knows the Law of Chastity doesn’t apply anymore once you get married!” said Bambeigh Kymbul as she told her friend Jariqua about what she and her husband had been up to. Bambeigh thought that Jariqua might be interested in participating in a swing session with her and her husband.  Bambeigh was unfortunately mistaken. Following that conversation, Jariqua immediately reported Bambeigh and her husband Matayeaux … Continue reading Wymount Terrace Revealed to be Thriving Swinger Community

BYU Student Prepares for Possible Flooding by Building Ark

With the record amount of snowfall along the Wasatch Front, the possibility for flooding is dramatically higher this spring. Residents and local governments are preparing in multiple ways. One sophomore at BYU is taking a very unique approach. Noel McArkin felt compelled to construct an ark to keep himself safe from harm. “I’ve never seen this much snow during my 22 years (minus two obviously … Continue reading BYU Student Prepares for Possible Flooding by Building Ark

5 Gangs to Watch out for in Provo

Far from the beacon of safety it was once known as, Provo, Utah has recently been ranked #4 in the nation for gang violence. Taking a moment to familiarize yourself with these groups may help you to protect yourself and your family. Tunnel Singers This gang’s stronghold is located under the tunnel in front of the Marriot Center. They are most hostile when shaded in … Continue reading 5 Gangs to Watch out for in Provo

Kirby Heyborne Given Lifetime Achievement Award at Oscars

He starred in The R.M. He shone in The Best Two Years. He hosted a BYUTV show that your Grandma really likes. And now, he has an Oscar. Kirby Heyborne, Mormon actor, has been awarded an Academy Lifetime Achievement Award for his contribution to the art of film. The award was presented by Quentin Tarantino, who said the following: “Kirby has truly redefined the art form. We … Continue reading Kirby Heyborne Given Lifetime Achievement Award at Oscars

Newly Discovered Joseph Smith Prophecy Accurately Predicts Entire MCU

In Doctrine and Covenants section 87, Joseph Smith accurately predicted the coming Civil War, 30 years before it began. This was not enough to convince his doubters of his prophetic calling. Well, let’s see them try to explain this. While demolishing the HFAC, construction worker Tim Devon discovered a box underneath a granite slab. In the box was discovered a 50 page prophecy, accurately and … Continue reading Newly Discovered Joseph Smith Prophecy Accurately Predicts Entire MCU