What was once merely a rumor has now been confirmed true. The Monte L. Bean Life Science Museum contains 0 beans. The whistleblower on the whole operation was sharp-witted chickpea of a freshman Cannellini Castro, from The Great Northern city of Lima, Peru. Northern in continental South American terms, of course. “I walked in and I was all, what’s the big idea with all these … Continue reading Exposed: Bean Museum Contains No Beans
Celebrate homeland and heritage this July 24th with these top picks for Pioneer Day fun. Revive Manifest Destiny Grab 60,000 of your closest friends and take a light 1,300 mile stroll across the Great Plains in the name of God and country. Treat Yourself Cheat day! Indulge by licking up your family’s last handful of plain flour from your palm. Make sure to … Continue reading Fun Ways to Celebrate Pioneer Day
Manuel is his name. Tamales are his game. Provo’s most elite self-made salesman is partnering with Masterclass to create a course on how to make millions working for yourself. The Masterclass will include 10 pre-recorded video lessons by your instructor Manuel, a class workbook, interactive assignments, and a giant ziplock bag. Video Lectures will include: Finding Your Niche Putting Your Niche in a Ziplock Bag … Continue reading Provo Tamale Man Partners with Masterclass to Teach Entrepreneurship
Perhaps even the blessings of the temple can be bought out. Earlier this month, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints finalized the sale of land that was formerly home to the historic Provo Temple. The buyers belong to a cool sculpting franchise by the name of UglyFattyBodyByeBye Inc., who paid over $300 million for the land. “We just really love the location. The … Continue reading Sell Outs? Church Sells Provo Temple Land to Developers—Cool Sculpting Clinic Coming 2025
Provo residents report an increasing struggle to stay for the 2nd hour block of church. In light of this decreasing attendance, Provo 2846th ward knew they had to step up and make a change. That’s why they called Derrick, the least charismatic person within ward boundaries, as sole Sunday school teacher. “He was the perfect fit. His voice drones on like a dying air conditioning … Continue reading Breaking: Least Charismatic Person in Your Ward Called as Sunday School Teacher
