Wilkinson Piano Player Actually Chained Against His Will

The BYU Wilkinson Center is mainly known to function as a center on campus for studying, eating, and ignoring booths of solicitors. But under the innocent mirage of a student center lies another sinister purpose: a prison.  Many have noticed the daily disturbance coming from a pianist at the center of the Wilk. What they might not know, is that this infamous pianist quite literally … Continue reading Wilkinson Piano Player Actually Chained Against His Will

Cougareat to Partner with HCO to Fix Staffing Shortages

As many students have noticed, BYU’s Courgareat has limited hours and services this semester due to staffing shortages. The Cougareat has tried several solutions to the problem, including temporarily closing stores and limiting menus. These attempts have had varying levels of success, but they believe that they have finally hit on the best alternative. The Honor Code is a notorious part of attending BYU, and … Continue reading Cougareat to Partner with HCO to Fix Staffing Shortages

Holy Clout: Church Creates First LDS “Hype House” in Attempt to Reach Gen Z Audience

Picture it: a quant Utah McMansion. Inside, David Archuleta and Lindsey Stirling record themselves doing the latest TikTok trend in the foyer. Above them on the balcony, Cosmo the Cougar performs continual backflips on Instagram live. Next to him, Hank Smith drafts his latest batch of tweets. In the property’s music studio, the hottest members of Vocal Point threaten the release of a new album. … Continue reading Holy Clout: Church Creates First LDS “Hype House” in Attempt to Reach Gen Z Audience

Saturday Evening Session of General Conference to be Kahoot Review

The Saturday evening session of general conference has had several purposes over the years. Originally a session for Priesthood holders, and then alternating between women’s and priesthood sessions before the announcement that session was being discontinued was made in June of 2021. Just a month later, the First Presidency of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced that Saturday evening was back on. … Continue reading Saturday Evening Session of General Conference to be Kahoot Review

BYU Tenants Union Celebration Cut Short By Landlord After Noise Complaint

After BYU’s announcement, that starting next August, BYU students will no longer be required to live in BYU-approved housing, members of the Provo-centric tenant union decided to mark the occasion. Their festivities were cut short by the natural enemy of the Union—the Landlord. “We just wanted to do something fun for once,” said one partygoer. “Crack open a pack of apple beer, recite some of … Continue reading BYU Tenants Union Celebration Cut Short By Landlord After Noise Complaint