BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

As most BYU students return home for the spring and summer terms, the need for student YSA wards decreases dramatically. Because of this, many wards on campus don’t meet all the summer and then return in the fall. This merits the question: What happens to all the Bishoprics of these wards? There has long been rumors of the spring/summer YSA bishopric storage, a long, dark, … Continue reading BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

How I Become a Billionaire: CEO of Orem Nickel Arcade

It all started with a Pac-Man machine and a dream. Nickel Arcade CEO Eric Chambers opens up about his remarkable rags to riches journey to becoming the richest man in Utah Valley, one nickel at a time. Growing up in the slums of Provo, Utah gave Eric a tough outer shell and fantastic entrepreneurial skills. He says he remembers selling coffee beans and sparkling ICE … Continue reading How I Become a Billionaire: CEO of Orem Nickel Arcade

Learning Suites? Marriott Family to Purchase Learning Suite

Following the bold steps of Elon Musk, the influential Marriott family has made a promising offer to buy and run Learning Suite. According to our inside source, the offer has been accepted and is in the final process of being signed and approved. What can we expect from this change in ownership? “We’re completely rebranding the website. Its new name will be Learning Suites and … Continue reading Learning Suites? Marriott Family to Purchase Learning Suite

Church Audits Students Who Don’t Pay Tithing

Through our very intense journalism efforts, The Alternate Universe discovered a surprising secret last week: the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints audits BYU students who do not pay their tithing. After uncovering this secret The Alternate Universe conducted a thorough series of interviews to get to the bottom of it. Lehi Turner, head Church accountant, told us, “We just want to make sure … Continue reading Church Audits Students Who Don’t Pay Tithing