Amber Heard’s Lawyers Revealed to Have Graduated from University of Utah Law School

No, this isn’t hearsay, your honor. According to attendance records that began surfacing on the internet late yesterday evening, both of Amber Heard’s lawyers- Ben Rottenborn and Elaine Bredehoft- are graduates of the University of Utah’s S.J. Quinney College of Law. This crucial piece of information may explain a lot about the proceedings of the highly popularized Amber Heard v.s. Johnny Depp court case. While … Continue reading Amber Heard’s Lawyers Revealed to Have Graduated from University of Utah Law School

Student Finally Finds Parking On Campus After a Grueling 8-Month Long Search

As all current and former BYU students know, parking spots on campus are as hard to come by as a non-thirsty returned missionary. Due to the limited parking spots on campus, some students complain how they have missed classes desperately looking for a place to park. But once you hear this story, you’ll never complain again… “My parents were kind enough to give me my … Continue reading Student Finally Finds Parking On Campus After a Grueling 8-Month Long Search

BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

As most BYU students return home for the spring and summer terms, the need for student YSA wards decreases dramatically. Because of this, many wards on campus don’t meet all the summer and then return in the fall. This merits the question: What happens to all the Bishoprics of these wards? There has long been rumors of the spring/summer YSA bishopric storage, a long, dark, … Continue reading BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

How I Become a Billionaire: CEO of Orem Nickel Arcade

It all started with a Pac-Man machine and a dream. Nickel Arcade CEO Eric Chambers opens up about his remarkable rags to riches journey to becoming the richest man in Utah Valley, one nickel at a time. Growing up in the slums of Provo, Utah gave Eric a tough outer shell and fantastic entrepreneurial skills. He says he remembers selling coffee beans and sparkling ICE … Continue reading How I Become a Billionaire: CEO of Orem Nickel Arcade

Learning Suites? Marriott Family to Purchase Learning Suite

Following the bold steps of Elon Musk, the influential Marriott family has made a promising offer to buy and run Learning Suite. According to our inside source, the offer has been accepted and is in the final process of being signed and approved. What can we expect from this change in ownership? “We’re completely rebranding the website. Its new name will be Learning Suites and … Continue reading Learning Suites? Marriott Family to Purchase Learning Suite