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Stadium of Fire Not So “Fire”: Audience Demands Refunds

Tonight, BYU’s LaVell Edward’s Stadium hosted the Stadium of Fire concert. It featured singers including Tim McGraw and Marie Osmond, whoever she is. About half the audience was happy with hearing the cheesiest bullcrap that would ever grace the human population’s ears, but the other half demands a refund. Apparently $250 ticket does not justify the absence of fire encircling the stage.   “I bought … Continue reading Stadium of Fire Not So “Fire”: Audience Demands Refunds

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Life, News

Church Reaffirms “All Dogs Go To Heaven” – Except Your Grandma’s Crusty White Dog

In the most important announcement since allowing self-checkout on Sundays, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has finally confirmed that “all the dogs to heaven”. Well, almost all dogs… President Nelson explained in a recent interview with Joe Rogan that all dogs have their place in the celestial kingdom. “Dogs are wonderful vessels of joy for all people. They are rays of … Continue reading Church Reaffirms “All Dogs Go To Heaven” – Except Your Grandma’s Crusty White Dog

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Life, News

BYU Virginity Club Ex-Admin Create BYU Non-Virgin Club

The Brigham Young Virginity Club is a “Utah-based club dedicated to preserving and promoting Virginity on college campuses”. A popular account on Instagram, @byuvirgin has accumulated over 56k followers. Recently, BYU Virgin has made several posts about how their old admin were “soft and pathetic”, and have been replaced. The new account admin have stated that “there will be NO tolerance for people who mock … Continue reading BYU Virginity Club Ex-Admin Create BYU Non-Virgin Club

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Featured, News

MARB Building Blows Up

The inevitable finally happened this Wednesday afternoon. MARB, arguably the best building on campus, exploded. The Cold War era bunker in the basement had a tent heater that ran on propane, and safety inspectors for years begged BYU to remove it, but they did nothing. Now lead shrapnel and high quantities of carbon monoxide are in the atmosphere. Makes for some spectacular sunsets. Our thoughts … Continue reading MARB Building Blows Up

Renesmee
Featured, Life, News

Provo 21st Stake Uses YSA to Perform “Primary” Program

Today, 20 wards were graced by the presence of Provo YSA’s 382nd ward’s voices in a Primary Program. Why? Because all the kids in the Provo 21st Stake were too young to do it. And this is the proper punishment for not being married by 24. “It was fantastic. They were just as off-key as any other primary,” says Jacob Limoni, who got married at … Continue reading Provo 21st Stake Uses YSA to Perform “Primary” Program

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