BYU Virginity Club Ex-Admin Create BYU Non-Virgin Club

The Brigham Young Virginity Club is a “Utah-based club dedicated to preserving and promoting Virginity on college campuses”. A popular account on Instagram, @byuvirgin has accumulated over 56k followers. Recently, BYU Virgin has made several posts about how their old admin were “soft and pathetic”, and have been replaced. The new account admin have stated that “there will be NO tolerance for people who mock … Continue reading BYU Virginity Club Ex-Admin Create BYU Non-Virgin Club

MARB Building Blows Up

The inevitable finally happened this Wednesday afternoon. MARB, arguably the best building on campus, exploded. The Cold War era bunker in the basement had a tent heater that ran on propane, and safety inspectors for years begged BYU to remove it, but they did nothing. Now lead shrapnel and high quantities of carbon monoxide are in the atmosphere. Makes for some spectacular sunsets. Our thoughts … Continue reading MARB Building Blows Up

Provo 21st Stake Uses YSA to Perform “Primary” Program

Today, 20 wards were graced by the presence of Provo YSA’s 382nd ward’s voices in a Primary Program. Why? Because all the kids in the Provo 21st Stake were too young to do it. And this is the proper punishment for not being married by 24. “It was fantastic. They were just as off-key as any other primary,” says Jacob Limoni, who got married at … Continue reading Provo 21st Stake Uses YSA to Perform “Primary” Program

Top Gun: Maverick Suspected to Be Anti-Beard Propaganda from BYU Honor Code Office

As the popularity of the new Top Gun sequel skyrockets, so do suspicions that Brigham Young University’s Honor Code Office had a hand in the hair and makeup department of this film’s production. Many in the Utah Valley have noticed an unusually disproportionate ratio of above-the-lip to below-the-lip facial hair throughout the cast. In an interview with HCO leaders, these accusations were formally denied. “We … Continue reading Top Gun: Maverick Suspected to Be Anti-Beard Propaganda from BYU Honor Code Office

Under the Banner of Heaven Last Episode Actually Zoom Call With Your Bishop

The true-crime mini-series Under the Banner of Heaven released its last episode on Hulu last night. Starring Andrew Garfield, the series follows the investigation of the murder of a Latter-Day Saint woman and her daughter. While most viewers were hoping that the last episode would solve the mystery and bring closure to the story, they were both disappointed and caught off guard last night. Instead … Continue reading Under the Banner of Heaven Last Episode Actually Zoom Call With Your Bishop