Leaked Documents Finally Reveal LDS Apostles’ Full Names

For years, members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints have wondered at the Apostles’ unexplained use of initials. What is D. Todd Christofferson trying to hide? What doesn’t Gerrit W. Gong want us to know? Does Russell M. Nelson not want us to know something? Finally, the truth has come out. Classified documents have been leaked to the Alternate Universe revealing the … Continue reading Leaked Documents Finally Reveal LDS Apostles’ Full Names

BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Winter Semester

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., influential speakers from different backgrounds across the world flock to the Marriott Center to present a gospel discussion so inspiring, it will make you say “wait- who’s actually attending these again?” This semester, church leaders and BYU faculty step to the side and let the true heroes of our days reflect on what it means to live the gospel. Winter … Continue reading BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Winter Semester

Elder Appalled After Companion Attempted a Kiss to Celebrate The New Year

As families, friends, and couples worldwide rang in the New Year, celebrations varied from place to place. Some opted for a low-key movie marathon at home, while others hit the streets for a night of partying. However, two elders in the Texas McAllen Mission celebrated with a huge misunderstanding.  Excited by the premise of a new year and a new beginning, Elder Jackalopeton leaned in … Continue reading Elder Appalled After Companion Attempted a Kiss to Celebrate The New Year

RLDS Church Announces First Season of “Taking Machines”

As the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints once again unfurls their Christmas campaign to “Light the World”, many holiday lovers are expected to flock to Temple Square for the opportunity to donate charitably through ingeniously designed crimson Giving Machines. This year, however, they won’t be the only vending machine spin-offs on the block.  The Community of Christ (formally known as the Reformed Church … Continue reading RLDS Church Announces First Season of “Taking Machines”

Quorum of the Twelve and First Presidency Compete in a Turkey Bowl

Gratitude, spending time with family, and eating an obscene amount of food are all irreplaceable Thanksgiving traditions. This year, the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles and the First Presidency decided to add to this list of traditions with the All-American tradition of the turkey bowl. President Russell M. Nelson served as the referee for this exciting event.  The first team, “Homies in Christ”—made up of … Continue reading Quorum of the Twelve and First Presidency Compete in a Turkey Bowl