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Campus, News

After Days Adrift Over Helaman Halls, Honor Code Office Spy Balloon Has Been Deflated

President Kevin Worthen was briefed on the balloon on Monday morning. He was leaning toward taking down the balloon, the Daily Universe reported, but according to U.S. Pentagon officials, the risk to civilians on the Helaman Halls grounds was too high. President Worthen was cautioned against the move to shoot the balloon and instead was advised to continue to monitor the situation. “Just a training … Continue reading After Days Adrift Over Helaman Halls, Honor Code Office Spy Balloon Has Been Deflated

Sue Sylvester
Featured, News, Provo, Uncategorized

Single FHE Mom Wins Heated Custody Battle

After two whole semesters of no child support from their deadbeat dad, single FHE mom Tiffaneigh Leigh of Provo YSA 12345th ward took legal action and was granted full custody of her 15 adult children. While Tiffaneigh herself would report that the court ruling was sweet, anyone who was involved in this case can attest that the litigation was sour. “Having to get up on … Continue reading Single FHE Mom Wins Heated Custody Battle

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured, Life, News, Provo

BYU Honors Black History Month By Giving Black Students Their Very Own Luxury Bathroom In the MARB Basement

Across the nation, the public school system and universities have been honoring Black History Month this February in varying ways. Some schools choose to honor African-American icons from history, some schools spend the month highlighting Black history, and some schools construct a separate bathroom for their Black students. That is, one school constructed a separate bathroom for their Black students. This February, Brigham Young University … Continue reading BYU Honors Black History Month By Giving Black Students Their Very Own Luxury Bathroom In the MARB Basement

Kayteigh Leigh
Featured, News, Uncategorized

David Archuleta Releases New Tell-All Autobiography ‘Crushed’

Following the success of Prince Harry’s Spare, David Archuleta has also decided to tell the tale of his personal exodus in a new 416-page autobiography selling for a retail price of $38. The 32-year-old self-reportedly “took a step back from” the LDS church in early November of last year. Since, he has spoken out about this decision and his experiences since going his own way. What … Continue reading David Archuleta Releases New Tell-All Autobiography ‘Crushed’

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured, Life, News, President Worthen

Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB

BYU students in the College of Music have rejoiced over the new music building. The horrors of having to play in the decrepit HFAC are now behind them, and the music building will no longer be shared with the art students. It would seem to an outsider that all departmental political strife would have ceased, but for BYU students, this is unfortunately not the case.  … Continue reading Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB

Kayteigh Leigh