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Featured, Life, News, Provo

Kirby Heyborne Given Lifetime Achievement Award at Oscars

He starred in The R.M. He shone in The Best Two Years. He hosted a BYUTV show that your Grandma really likes. And now, he has an Oscar. Kirby Heyborne, Mormon actor, has been awarded an Academy Lifetime Achievement Award for his contribution to the art of film. The award was presented by Quentin Tarantino, who said the following: “Kirby has truly redefined the art form. We … Continue reading Kirby Heyborne Given Lifetime Achievement Award at Oscars

Macho Man Randy Savage
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Cosmo Cougar Swings into HFAC on Wrecking Ball

To the average student who knows very little about construction, the HFAC demolishing is weird, done in sections instead of all at once. A particular individual got fed up with the lack of action and was spotted this morning, swinging on a wrecking ball. “Gwwrrroowwwwllll,” sang Cosmo, expressing his distain in BYU’s lack of speed. “Gwwrroowwwwwlll… rawr, rawr!” Nobody knows how Cosmo deviously licked the … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Swings into HFAC on Wrecking Ball

Renesmee
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LDS Church Releases New AI Tool ‘ChatCTR’

Imagine a world where devotionals are unoriginal, lacking in the Spirit. Where prayers are no longer inspired, they are generated. Where Sunday School lessons and sacrament meeting talks no longer have to be written by a human. We are now living in this world, thanks to the newest AI development: ChatCTR. While sacrament meeting talks used to be an agonizing slog of preparation, with ChatCTR, … Continue reading LDS Church Releases New AI Tool ‘ChatCTR’

Kayteigh Leigh
Campus, News

Controversial: BYU Professor Obeys Christ’s “Yea, yea; Nay, nay” Command

When reading Matthew 5:37 this week, “But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil,” BYU Professor Ryan Farrell realized he could use his Computer Science training to fulfill the Savior’s command. So he has begun lecturing his CS 393 class entirely in a series of “yeas and nays” in computer binary, where “yea” = 1 … Continue reading Controversial: BYU Professor Obeys Christ’s “Yea, yea; Nay, nay” Command

Kayteigh Leigh
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Newly Discovered Joseph Smith Prophecy Accurately Predicts Entire MCU

In Doctrine and Covenants section 87, Joseph Smith accurately predicted the coming Civil War, 30 years before it began. This was not enough to convince his doubters of his prophetic calling. Well, let’s see them try to explain this. While demolishing the HFAC, construction worker Tim Devon discovered a box underneath a granite slab. In the box was discovered a 50 page prophecy, accurately and … Continue reading Newly Discovered Joseph Smith Prophecy Accurately Predicts Entire MCU

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