Former BYU President Kevin J. Worthen is seeking a new form of presidency – that of the United States of America. Before his release on May 1, 2023, Worthen served as the President of BYU for nine years. Though the public was officially made aware of his release on March 21, an undisclosed source close to Worthen reveals “he’s been planning this for a while, … Continue reading Kevin J. Worthen announces presidential campaign
What is AAVE? For most Provo residents, it may be difficult to answer. Is that a campus building or a new streaming service? No. It’s BYU’s latest language course. For the last few months, the BYU Department of Linguistics and Office of Belonging have worked tirelessly in tandem to create AAVE 101. Still not sure what it is? That’s what the course is for, stupid—maybe … Continue reading BYU Introduces New AAVE Dialect Course for Upcoming Term
A former investment manager for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints alleged in a bombshell “60 Minutes” segment that the organization amassed more than $100 billion to be used for charity but instead hoarded the money or spent it on a rare collection of beanie babies, violating the church’s tax-exempt status. The LDS church has since issued a statement pushing back on the claims, … Continue reading ’60 Minutes’ Whistleblower Reveals LDS Church Has $100B Invested in Beanie Babies
We all think we’re safe walking around our apartment complexes. Unfortunately, this seems to not be the case, as evidenced by the tragic event of May 21, 2023. Hayleigh McTwinkleton was peacefully and unsuspectingly walking to her apartment at Liberty on Freedom after a long day of work. As she neared her front door, an incredibly heavy and deadly object fell from an above balcony … Continue reading Provo Woman Killed by Falling Stanley Cup in Freak Accident
“Everyone knows the Law of Chastity doesn’t apply anymore once you get married!” said Bambeigh Kymbul as she told her friend Jariqua about what she and her husband had been up to. Bambeigh thought that Jariqua might be interested in participating in a swing session with her and her husband. Bambeigh was unfortunately mistaken. Following that conversation, Jariqua immediately reported Bambeigh and her husband Matayeaux … Continue reading Wymount Terrace Revealed to be Thriving Swinger Community
