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’60 Minutes’ Whistleblower Reveals LDS Church Has $100B Invested in Beanie Babies

A former investment manager for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints alleged in a bombshell “60 Minutes” segment that the organization amassed more than $100 billion to be used for charity but instead hoarded the money or spent it on a rare collection of beanie babies, violating the church’s tax-exempt status. The LDS church has since issued a statement pushing back on the claims, … Continue reading ’60 Minutes’ Whistleblower Reveals LDS Church Has $100B Invested in Beanie Babies

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Life, News, Provo

Provo Woman Killed by Falling Stanley Cup in Freak Accident

We all think we’re safe walking around our apartment complexes. Unfortunately, this seems to not be the case, as evidenced by the tragic event of May 21, 2023. Hayleigh McTwinkleton was peacefully and unsuspectingly walking to her apartment at Liberty on Freedom after a long day of work. As she neared her front door, an incredibly heavy and deadly object fell from an above balcony … Continue reading Provo Woman Killed by Falling Stanley Cup in Freak Accident

Kayteigh Leigh
Featured, Life, News, Provo

Wymount Terrace Revealed to be Thriving Swinger Community

“Everyone knows the Law of Chastity doesn’t apply anymore once you get married!” said Bambeigh Kymbul as she told her friend Jariqua about what she and her husband had been up to. Bambeigh thought that Jariqua might be interested in participating in a swing session with her and her husband.  Bambeigh was unfortunately mistaken. Following that conversation, Jariqua immediately reported Bambeigh and her husband Matayeaux … Continue reading Wymount Terrace Revealed to be Thriving Swinger Community

Kayteigh Leigh
Featured, Life, News

Tabernacle Choir Performs Coachella Day Three

They couldn’t believe it, but they wouldn’t not love it. Who’s “they?” We’re just the news, who’s for us to say? But in this case, the crowd in question was none other than the indie impersonators and intoxicated influencers of the infamous Coachella. And what they couldn’t believe was the ever-impressing ensemble of The Tabernacle Choir performing on the festival’s third day. “And on the … Continue reading Tabernacle Choir Performs Coachella Day Three

Sue Sylvester
Featured, Life, News, Uncategorized

Breaking: Worst Person You Know Just Got Engaged

Against all supposed odds, the worst person you have ever met just got engaged to the love of their life. There really is someone for everyone—except maybe someone single, pleasant, and normal like you. In an exclusive interview with The Worst Person You Know, The Alternate Universe was able to get an idea of their future plans. “My insufferable fiance and I are excited to … Continue reading Breaking: Worst Person You Know Just Got Engaged

Lisa Simpson