Vexillologists and incels alike have argued that the recently implemented redesign of our state flag is far more progressive and inclusive than Brigham Young ever intended for Utah to be. And after careful examination, we’ve discovered that they are right to be outraged. Let’s start with the obvious one. The woke mob is obsessed with including people, and in this case, they just had to … Continue reading Is the New Utah Flag Woke?
As the new year ushers in significant changes—a new president, the beginning of Gen-Beta, and, for you BYU cougs, the onset of a quarter-life crisis—it’s hard for President Russell M. Nelson to say all of these shifts are for the better. The 100-year-old leader has specifically pointed to the new TikTok ban as a major setback for his year. “I had at least 200 drafts … Continue reading President Nelson “Truly Saddened” By TikTok Ban
From the most sensational music group among latter day saint dads and kids with restricted Youtube access, The Piano Guys will be performing all across the globe in what will be known as “The Dispensations Tour.” The international tour will feature elaborate music, costume, and set design inspired by each dispensation of the gospel. “I heard that during the Jaredite Dispensation they’re gonna just start … Continue reading The Piano Guys Announce “Dispensations” Tour
With class registration opening, we want to make sure our audience is aware of every new class being offered at BYU as of Winter 2025. These will undoubtedly be in high demand, so get there before they fill up! ECON 112: Economics of DoorDash Credits: 3 Location: HBLL 3712 Course Description: Positive and negative externalities of submitting to all twelve obligatory service fees. … Continue reading New Courses to Watch Out For Starting Winter 2025
What was once merely a rumor has now been confirmed true. The Monte L. Bean Life Science Museum contains 0 beans. The whistleblower on the whole operation was sharp-witted chickpea of a freshman Cannellini Castro, from The Great Northern city of Lima, Peru. Northern in continental South American terms, of course. “I walked in and I was all, what’s the big idea with all these … Continue reading Exposed: Bean Museum Contains No Beans
