Category: Life

Campus, Featured, Life, Provo

Breaking: Least Charismatic Person in Your Ward Called as Sunday School Teacher

Provo residents report an increasing struggle to stay for the 2nd hour block of church. In light of this decreasing attendance, Provo 2846th ward knew they had to step up and make a change. That’s why they called Derrick, the least charismatic person within ward boundaries, as sole Sunday school teacher. “He was the perfect fit. His voice drones on like a dying air conditioning … Continue reading Breaking: Least Charismatic Person in Your Ward Called as Sunday School Teacher

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Life, News, Provo

BYU Student Solves Racism With Simple Equation

Well folks, the wait is finally over! Give your friend of color a high-five and maybe a kiss on the mouth because racism is officially done for. For years, expert sociologists have been trying to find a solution to discrimination, but some white boy just figured it out for a bit of Monday afternoon fun! The moment math and ethics prodigy Paxton Bright found the … Continue reading BYU Student Solves Racism With Simple Equation

Don Cheadle
Life

First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Release Album, ‘The Tortured Prophets Department’

On the backs of Taylor Swift’s hit double album, the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints have released their own album, The Tortured Prophets Department. Yesterday, President Russell M. Nelson posted a picture of a note on Instagram that read, “And so we enter into evidence / Our redeemed stakes and wards / Our … Continue reading First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Release Album, ‘The Tortured Prophets Department’

Cameron Frye
Campus, Life

Girl Vocal Point Collaborates with JoJo Siwa, Horrifies Thousands

Tired of being referred to as “girl Vocal Point,” a cappella ensemble Noteworthy was desperate for a rebrand. The group decided to collaborate with former Dance Moms star JoJo Siwa to add a touch of edginess to their persona. However, their medley of JoJo’s single “Karma” and Frozen’s “Let it Go” left onlookers more alarmed than awestruck.  “I’m going to be honest. When I heard … Continue reading Girl Vocal Point Collaborates with JoJo Siwa, Horrifies Thousands

Anya Forger