College can be expensive and balancing classes with work can be hard, which is why it’s important to get a good job. Check out these Alternate Universe recommendations to get ahead in the job search. 5: Emotional Support for the PR Team Why deal with your own stress when you can help students work through the mental breakdowns that come from trying to prove that … Continue reading Top 5 Student Jobs
Two weeks ago, Daniel Sorensen and the Kansas City Chiefs lost the AFC Championship. A few hours later, Fred Warner and the San Francisco 49ers lost the NFC Championship. They were both bitter about not making it to the Super Bowl, but after much reflection they changed their tune. Normally during the NFL season, they are not able to attend Sunday services. Because of their … Continue reading Fred Warner and Daniel Sorensen grateful they lost championship games so they could attend church today
This morning around 9 am, BYU students received the news that all classes will convert to online delivery effective immediately in response to the recent cheese touch outbreak on campus. They say it’s worse than a case of nuclear cooties. It spreads faster than butter on a hot roll, and it can smell fear. With around 5,000 campus cases and counting, the administration was left … Continue reading BYU Returning to Online Classes In Response to Cheese Touch Outbreak
Today, a letter from the First Presidency announced a trilogy of movies that will focus on the Sabbath. The letter was read over pulpits around the world to much confusion. The first film, The Fast and the Testimony, will explain the meanings behind both fasting and bearing testimony. The final act of the movie will actually feature an entire fast and testimony meeting of a small … Continue reading Church announces new film trilogy about keeping the Sabbath holy
Move over, Cosmo! There’s a new mascot in town! Chuck E. Cheese just bought the BYU duck bond for $5.8 million. In an effort to “revitalize” BYU’s campus, the company plans to build artificial islands with a miniature city complete with a full-sized Chuck E. Cheese’s building. BYU’s Board of Trustees eagerly approved the BYU duck pond remodel because there is nothing more that they … Continue reading Chuck E. Cheese Buys BYU Duck Pond
