BYU Engineering Department designs Bop-It steering wheel

The BYU Engineering department has done it again. While they develop helpful products every year, they have developed an entertainment device for the first time in their history. Jakqueline Janssonsen and Manny Eanglish wanted to make driving more fun. “We have always enjoyed cruising and listening to bangers, but there is nothing more fun than a Bop-It. We had to use a Bop-It Extreme to … Continue reading BYU Engineering Department designs Bop-It steering wheel

Fred Warner and Daniel Sorensen grateful they lost championship games so they could attend church today

Two weeks ago, Daniel Sorensen and the Kansas City Chiefs lost the AFC Championship. A few hours later, Fred Warner and the San Francisco 49ers lost the NFC Championship. They were both bitter about not making it to the Super Bowl, but after much reflection they changed their tune. Normally during the NFL season, they are not able to attend Sunday services. Because of their … Continue reading Fred Warner and Daniel Sorensen grateful they lost championship games so they could attend church today

BYU Returning to Online Classes In Response to Cheese Touch Outbreak

This morning around 9 am, BYU students received the news that all classes will convert to online delivery effective immediately in response to the recent cheese touch outbreak on campus. They say it’s worse than a case of nuclear cooties. It spreads faster than butter on a hot roll, and it can smell fear. With around 5,000 campus cases and counting, the administration was left … Continue reading BYU Returning to Online Classes In Response to Cheese Touch Outbreak

Church announces new film trilogy about keeping the Sabbath holy

Today, a letter from the First Presidency announced a trilogy of movies that will focus on the Sabbath. The letter was read over pulpits around the world to much confusion. The first film, The Fast and the Testimony, will explain the meanings behind both fasting and bearing testimony. The final act of the movie will actually feature an entire fast and testimony meeting of a small … Continue reading Church announces new film trilogy about keeping the Sabbath holy