Top Gun: Maverick Suspected to Be Anti-Beard Propaganda from BYU Honor Code Office

As the popularity of the new Top Gun sequel skyrockets, so do suspicions that Brigham Young University’s Honor Code Office had a hand in the hair and makeup department of this film’s production. Many in the Utah Valley have noticed an unusually disproportionate ratio of above-the-lip to below-the-lip facial hair throughout the cast. In an interview with HCO leaders, these accusations were formally denied. “We … Continue reading Top Gun: Maverick Suspected to Be Anti-Beard Propaganda from BYU Honor Code Office

Summer Brings Huge Spike in Amount of People in Your Life You Weren’t Expecting to See in Shorts

A Utah Valley poll conducted last week revealed an upward trend of figures such as bishops, professors, and bosses embracing their summer bodies. Many have been sighted at ward barbeques, tailgating parties, and enjoying the waterpark with the family. “There are enough hot dogs for seconds guys!” said Bishop Greg Gretsky, who was seen manning the grill at Provo 12346759034857th ward’s annual barbeque. While students … Continue reading Summer Brings Huge Spike in Amount of People in Your Life You Weren’t Expecting to See in Shorts

New Study Abroad Program

The Kennedy Center at BYU announced a new study abroad program. Set for a maximum of 85 students and their families per week, this is projected to be the highest-grossing program yet. “Our vision was to create a program in which students will spend just as much money for a normal study abroad, yet simultaneously gain no cultural experience whatsoever,” says program organizer Sally McQueen. … Continue reading New Study Abroad Program

Student Admits He Never Actually Liked Rap Music After Listening to Kendrick Lamar’s Newest Album

“Life as a white male is a predictable yet constant cycle. As the species evolves, so does its musical taste. Prototypical white males begin their musical journey by listening to Coldplay. The syncopated rhythms and subtle beats of Coldplay lead the white male on a path of alternate rock and Imagine Dragons binging. But once the white male fulfills this destiny, they become enthralled by … Continue reading Student Admits He Never Actually Liked Rap Music After Listening to Kendrick Lamar’s Newest Album