Top 5 Ways to Keep the Law of Chastity This Summer

As thousands of students prepare for their ‘hot girl summer’ and commence on countless ‘hot girl walks’, you need to be prepared for a few months of constant temptation. If you follow these five steps exactly, we can guarantee that you will remain chaste and avoid the temptation of sin. 1. Talk to your bishop Your bishop is a fantastic resource for advice on keeping … Continue reading Top 5 Ways to Keep the Law of Chastity This Summer

5 Ways to Support Pride Month (and how likely you are to get into trouble with the HCO for them)

Eat a whoooolllee lot of Skittles (Honor Code risk: 1/10, but your dentist might be a different story) Share an Instagram post about being an ally and don’t think about it ever again (Honor Code risk: 2/10, generic ally-ship should be pretty safe, as long as you’re not actuallyyy condoning that kind of behavior) Wear something rainbow on campus (Honor Code risk: 6/10, BYU does … Continue reading 5 Ways to Support Pride Month (and how likely you are to get into trouble with the HCO for them)

Wedding Invitations: Honored to Make the Cut, Impossible to Get to the Fridge

All the engagements during the Winter semester have finally caught up to us, and the summer wedding season has officially kicked off. But between the promises of love lie a large number of students overwhelmed with the amount of June wedding invitations they’ve received.  “It’s like a J.Crew catalog threw up on my fridge,” student Kim Breedlove said about the number of invitations she’s placed … Continue reading Wedding Invitations: Honored to Make the Cut, Impossible to Get to the Fridge

Provo 21st Stake Uses YSA to Perform “Primary” Program

Today, 20 wards were graced by the presence of Provo YSA’s 382nd ward’s voices in a Primary Program. Why? Because all the kids in the Provo 21st Stake were too young to do it. And this is the proper punishment for not being married by 24. “It was fantastic. They were just as off-key as any other primary,” says Jacob Limoni, who got married at … Continue reading Provo 21st Stake Uses YSA to Perform “Primary” Program

Top Gun: Maverick Suspected to Be Anti-Beard Propaganda from BYU Honor Code Office

As the popularity of the new Top Gun sequel skyrockets, so do suspicions that Brigham Young University’s Honor Code Office had a hand in the hair and makeup department of this film’s production. Many in the Utah Valley have noticed an unusually disproportionate ratio of above-the-lip to below-the-lip facial hair throughout the cast. In an interview with HCO leaders, these accusations were formally denied. “We … Continue reading Top Gun: Maverick Suspected to Be Anti-Beard Propaganda from BYU Honor Code Office