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Life, Provo

Five Incredible Provo Yards Managed by Incredible Landlords

Provo landlords are famously incredible at taking care of their properties and tenants, and what better day to celebrate our amazing landlords than on national landlord appreciation day? Show your landlord your appreciation this year by not putting extra stress on them by asking for your security deposit back when your contract ends in a few weeks. 🙂 We at the Alt U have complied … Continue reading Five Incredible Provo Yards Managed by Incredible Landlords

Carmen Sandeigo
Life, News

Provo Man Deletes Grammarly from Phone After Hearing Advice to Delete Period Apps

In the aftermath of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, many creators on Instagram and Tiktok have been sharing advice on how to protect yourself and your reproductive health. One of the suggestions was to delete any period trackers off of your phone in the face of fears that your data could be sold or turned over to the government.  After hearing this advice … Continue reading Provo Man Deletes Grammarly from Phone After Hearing Advice to Delete Period Apps

Carmen Sandeigo
Life

Student gets boyfriend just for his A/C

Hayleigh Horn went into this Summer full of hope and dreams to kick back and enjoy her tennis classes and summer job at the creamery. Then she realized her house doesn’t have A/C. “I’ve never lived in Provo over the summer, so I thought that A/C was just a given in all apartments. Boy, was I wrong,” said Hayleigh to an Alternate Universe reporter. She … Continue reading Student gets boyfriend just for his A/C

Sister Michael
Life, News

Stadium of Fire Not So “Fire”: Audience Demands Refunds

Tonight, BYU’s LaVell Edward’s Stadium hosted the Stadium of Fire concert. It featured singers including Tim McGraw and Marie Osmond, whoever she is. About half the audience was happy with hearing the cheesiest bullcrap that would ever grace the human population’s ears, but the other half demands a refund. Apparently $250 ticket does not justify the absence of fire encircling the stage.   “I bought … Continue reading Stadium of Fire Not So “Fire”: Audience Demands Refunds

Renesmee
Life, News

Church Reaffirms “All Dogs Go To Heaven” – Except Your Grandma’s Crusty White Dog

In the most important announcement since allowing self-checkout on Sundays, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has finally confirmed that “all the dogs to heaven”. Well, almost all dogs… President Nelson explained in a recent interview with Joe Rogan that all dogs have their place in the celestial kingdom. “Dogs are wonderful vessels of joy for all people. They are rays of … Continue reading Church Reaffirms “All Dogs Go To Heaven” – Except Your Grandma’s Crusty White Dog

Bobby Zimmeruski