Category: Life

Campus, Life

BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards

This year thousands of BYU students worked hard to dress up for Halloween. They wore these elaborate costumes to classes of all kinds. The Alternate Universe has once again awarded the best costumes across many categories. Most controversial: Sandy Cheeseman as “Young Galadriel”   Most original: Patrick Mendy and Mandy Patrick as “Jim and Pam”   Most vengeful: Stan McChristensen-McMichael as “Battinson”   Most likely to … Continue reading BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards

Cameron Frye
Campus, Featured, Life, Provo

The Devil Went Down To Provo: Provo Man Wins Piano Contest Against Satan

On Friday, construction workers found an ancient poem while working in the HFAC. The ode, etched onto a stone tablet, is written in Old English and appears to date back to the 20th century. Professor Filastus Dogberry, an expert in ancient languages, was able to translate the epic poem after many hours of study. The following translation was sent by Professor Dogberry to the Alternate … Continue reading The Devil Went Down To Provo: Provo Man Wins Piano Contest Against Satan

Macho Man Randy Savage
Featured, Life

Five Last Minute Sexy-Modest Halloween Costumes

It can be tough to find a flattering costume that doesn’t compromise your morals. Here’s a list of white-hot ideas guaranteed to attract their attention without requiring you to put too much skin in the game. 5. Inflatable Morph Suit Erase any semblance of womanly curves in this classic look. Sure, your crush won’t even be able to see your face, but that just gives … Continue reading Five Last Minute Sexy-Modest Halloween Costumes

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Life

BYU Freshman Tries Mint Brownie, Dubs It “Too Spicy”

Instagram blurbs: “I took one bite of the brownie, and next thing I know, my mouth is on fire… I thought I was going to return to Kolob right then and there” -Dallin Smith, Caucasian Instagram blurbs: “This is truly one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen” – BYU EMT, quitting soon Dallin Smith was excited to come to BYU for his … Continue reading BYU Freshman Tries Mint Brownie, Dubs It “Too Spicy”

Cody Maverick
Campus, Life, News, Sports

BYU Unveils New CougarTail, Tastes of Bitter Disappointment

For students and alumni of Brigham Young University, nothing says school spirit quite like shoving an eight-foot-long treat of sugar and dough down your gullet. The iconic maple-glazed donut known as the CougarTail has been a staple of Cougar Sports for years, whether enjoyed among friends or eaten solo over the slow course of a multi-hour game. For centuries this delectable dessert has been only … Continue reading BYU Unveils New CougarTail, Tastes of Bitter Disappointment

George Beard