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Campus, Life

BYU Parking Police Super Chill Now, Announce “Just Park Anywhere”

The ever-stringent BYU parking authorities have relaxed their policies today, declaring that students and staff alike can, “just park wherever, man.” C. Carr Park, head of the parking division of BYU Security explained further that, “Effective immediately: all parking regulations and restrictions are lifted until further notice. If there’s anywhere with enough space for a car, you can park there.” President Reese commented on the … Continue reading BYU Parking Police Super Chill Now, Announce “Just Park Anywhere”

Paul Hollywood
Campus, Life

Tan France Hosts Seminar Titled “Queer Eye for the Engineering Guy”

Take a whiff! That scent of swagger old spice is a strong sign that you are strolling toward east campus, home to the infamous engineering building. Upon entering, one might feel swallowed up in a storm of young men still sporting their 8th-grade style. With deep compassion, BYU faculty reached out to Tan France and asked him to host an instructional seminar to help these needful … Continue reading Tan France Hosts Seminar Titled “Queer Eye for the Engineering Guy”

Kim Possible
Life

BYU Conservative Votes Blue to Rub It In Utah’s Face

Normally, Jenson McButton would vote Republican down the whole ticket. However, BYU doesn’t usually play Utah during the week of Election Day. Because the two are playing this week, Jenson can have no red anywhere in his life. “I’m a lifelong conservative, but I hate the University of Utah more than I hate Leftists,” said McButton. “Normally I love to say ‘Choose the Right’ on … Continue reading BYU Conservative Votes Blue to Rub It In Utah’s Face

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The Piano Guys Announce “Dispensations” Tour

From the most sensational music group among latter day saint dads and kids with restricted Youtube access, The Piano Guys will be performing all across the globe in what will be known as “The Dispensations Tour.” The international tour will feature elaborate music, costume, and set design inspired by each dispensation of the gospel.  “I heard that during the Jaredite Dispensation they’re gonna just start … Continue reading The Piano Guys Announce “Dispensations” Tour

Marceline Abadeer
Campus, Life

The Haunting History of the Cougareat

If you’ve ever felt uneasy in the Cougareat food court, it might be from more than just a bad chalupa or an extra spicy Chick-fil-a sandwich.  The Cougareat is one of BYU’s iconic landmarks and has a storied and far reaching history, predating the University itself.  Thousands of years ago, hunter-gatherers often stopped on this spot to make camp and swap stories. The great warrior … Continue reading The Haunting History of the Cougareat

Paul Hollywood