As the class of 2024 goes out into the world to accomplish various tasks of minimal significance and further disappoint their parents and their spouses of 6 years, we look back at all of their greatest accomplishments during their time on campus. Continue reading Official Class of 2024 Stats
On the backs of Taylor Swift’s hit double album, the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints have released their own album, The Tortured Prophets Department. Yesterday, President Russell M. Nelson posted a picture of a note on Instagram that read, “And so we enter into evidence / Our redeemed stakes and wards / Our … Continue reading First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Release Album, ‘The Tortured Prophets Department’
Tired of being referred to as “girl Vocal Point,” a cappella ensemble Noteworthy was desperate for a rebrand. The group decided to collaborate with former Dance Moms star JoJo Siwa to add a touch of edginess to their persona. However, their medley of JoJo’s single “Karma” and Frozen’s “Let it Go” left onlookers more alarmed than awestruck. “I’m going to be honest. When I heard … Continue reading Girl Vocal Point Collaborates with JoJo Siwa, Horrifies Thousands
This past Sunday, Elder Patrick Kearon gave his first address as a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. While Elder Kearon has spoken in General Conference before, no one had really paid attention before, so they were shocked by his accent. Members of the Church all over the world were so amazed by the extreme, exotic nature of his accent, that they have … Continue reading British Culture Takes Over BYU After Elder Kearon’s Talk
You’ve heard of the NCMO, the 2nd Wife, and the Civil Marriage. Get ready for the eight latest beverage concoctions from everyone’s favorite soda chain! COCONUT CONCUBINE: Water from King Henry’s hot tub with raspberry and coconut cream. THE SWEATY VELOUR: White Monster infused with Blink-182 covers and a mentally ill bass player. DISFELLOWSHIPPED: 7-Up with strawberry and a disciplinary vibe check. TUNNEL SINGING GROPE: … Continue reading Yum! Sodalicious Releases Eight Exciting New Drinks
