Who needs to be gaslighted? Who needs a reality check? We’ve got a list of 50 ideas you can use to gaslight the people in your life this Christmas. Spread the “love” on social media with #GaslightTheWorld. Download Continue reading 50 Ways to Gaslight the World
There is an epidemic of segway riders at BYU, and the administration has done nothing to regulate the usage. There are signs preventing bike riding between class switching, but nothing for segways or hoverboards. In the meantime, here are some brilliant ideas to stay safe. Say no. Nobody can run you over without your consent. Channel your inner Dora the Explorer and tell them, “Segway … Continue reading 5 Ways to Stop Segway Jerks from Running You Over
As the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints once again unfurls their Christmas campaign to “Light the World”, many holiday lovers are expected to flock to Temple Square for the opportunity to donate charitably through ingeniously designed crimson Giving Machines. This year, however, they won’t be the only vending machine spin-offs on the block. The Community of Christ (formally known as the Reformed Church … Continue reading RLDS Church Announces First Season of “Taking Machines”
You may have heard screams coming from the southeast corner of campus. In the Clyde Building, McFury Tryxton Johansen enjoyed his afternoon snack. One may assume that calling for daddy is a cry for help, so an eighty-five-year-old professor clonked McFury over the head with a chair. Days later, when McFury finally woke up, Dr. Griswold discovered the frightening truth – McFury was making out. … Continue reading Biting “Zombie” in Clyde Building Actually Just Horny Student
The epidemic of male pattern baldness at Brigham Young University is truly frightening. Every two minutes, a balding returned missionary asks out an unsuspecting freshman girl. Now, groundbreaking research from the Developmental Biology Department of Research at the University of Utah has discovered a connection between the onset of male pattern baldness and the amount of BYU Creamery products consumed, offering new information about the … Continue reading New Study Links Creamery Products to Male Pattern Baldness
