President Nelson Forgets Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandson’s Name During Baby Blessing

On Monday, President Nelson’s twelfth great-great-great-great-grandchild was born. Problem is, he already has 758 direct living descendants, and that is a lot of names to keep track of. Somehow, there are no repeat names because of creativity giving rise to such great works of art that include the names McBambreigh, Jeanupher, Truxtersen, M3gan, Breauxleigh, and many more.  Eddeligne “Eddee” Munson, the mother of the baby, … Continue reading President Nelson Forgets Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandson’s Name During Baby Blessing

Bishoprics Scramble to Install Red Carpet in time for First Official “Runway Sunday”

It’s long been established that the first Sunday of each new semester is a critical time to make good first impressions on fellow ward members. With this golden opportunity to check one another out in a socially acceptable way drawing near, the YSA 377th Stake Presidency have decided to light the fuse on Provo’s powder keg of young adult hormones by christening this day the … Continue reading Bishoprics Scramble to Install Red Carpet in time for First Official “Runway Sunday”

Here’s What Provo Residents are Resolving to do in 2023

New year, new you. As January comes into full swing, see how Utah County is committing to grow and change in 2023. Cosmo the Cougar is going vegan. Your roommate who’s never home is finally going to learn your name. BYU’s famous statue family is hoping to travel more. A local little boy promises he will keep his eyes closed for the whole prayer. The … Continue reading Here’s What Provo Residents are Resolving to do in 2023

Totally Valid Excuses Tell Your Parents about Why You’re Still Single

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. After a long drive in icy conditions or a hectic flight via Spirit Airlines, many of you have finally made it home. Now comes the dreaded question of why you’re still single. Fear not, for we have a list. We have compiled a collection of answers to give parents, nosy aunts, and random people from your home … Continue reading Totally Valid Excuses Tell Your Parents about Why You’re Still Single

BYU Nativity Production Faces Criticism Regarding Their Fully White Cast

As the world enters the full swing of the Christmas season, Nativity reenactments have begun to pop up. Christian groups all over the country place their own spin on the birth of Jesus Christ and the celebration of Christmas. A Nativity troupe in Provo, though, has reached the hindrance of criticism regarding their completely and totally racially white cast.“ Representation in Christ’s gospel should be … Continue reading BYU Nativity Production Faces Criticism Regarding Their Fully White Cast