Forbidden Love: Fedora Guy and Quirky Beret Girl Finally Settle For Each Other

As the smell of love begins to permeate the air this February, some students finally decided they are ready to settle down. This time of year makes people do crazy things for the chance at love. Your roommate might finally text the ward chorister who stares 0.5 seconds longer at him every Sunday. You might finally muster the courage to ask out your TA that … Continue reading Forbidden Love: Fedora Guy and Quirky Beret Girl Finally Settle For Each Other

Cosmo Ends Racism With Dunk of the Century

In order to kickoff Black History Month, Cosmo Cougar and BYU Athletics wanted to celebrate in the only way they know how to do anything—with a giant stunt. Cosmo completed a dunk that rivaled the sheer power of all his previous dunks combined. The stunt was performed as part of a special, surprise “devotional” this morning. After the opening hymn, “Free Bird,” and prayer, Cosmo … Continue reading Cosmo Ends Racism With Dunk of the Century

George Santos Claims Extend to Pioneer Heritage and More

Over the last few weeks, US House representative George Santos has had many details of his life revealed to be untrue. In addition to claiming Jewish ancestry and working at Goldman-Sachs, he has doubled down. Santos is now claiming multiple pioneer heritages and other LDS-related aspects of his life. According to Santos, he had ancestors who survived the Mormon Trail as part of the Martin … Continue reading George Santos Claims Extend to Pioneer Heritage and More

Chamber of Secret Combinations Open in Abandoned HFAC

Harrison Potsen was in high spirits after the BYU/ Barton Quidditch Match, and returning to his dorm in Heritage Halls with his friends when he reported to hear a voice in his head. As he crossed from the Kimball tower to the Harold B. Lee Library, the voice grew louder, leading him across the campus until he and his friends came to the rubble surrounding … Continue reading Chamber of Secret Combinations Open in Abandoned HFAC

Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB

BYU students in the College of Music have rejoiced over the new music building. The horrors of having to play in the decrepit HFAC are now behind them, and the music building will no longer be shared with the art students. It would seem to an outsider that all departmental political strife would have ceased, but for BYU students, this is unfortunately not the case.  … Continue reading Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB