What Your Favorite Primary Song Says About You

We didn’t all go to primary as kids, but we’ve all heard the songs. Maybe they’re the only songs that one girl in your ward can play on the piano. Maybe your strange roommate blasts music from the Children’s Songbook and Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square at three in the morning. Maybe you went to primary as a kid, or taught primary while attending a … Continue reading What Your Favorite Primary Song Says About You

Kevin J. Worthen announces presidential campaign

Former BYU President Kevin J. Worthen is seeking a new form of presidency – that of the United States of America. Before his release on May 1, 2023, Worthen served as the President of BYU for nine years. Though the public was officially made aware of his release on March 21, an undisclosed source close to Worthen reveals “he’s been planning this for a while, … Continue reading Kevin J. Worthen announces presidential campaign

’60 Minutes’ Whistleblower Reveals LDS Church Has $100B Invested in Beanie Babies

A former investment manager for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints alleged in a bombshell “60 Minutes” segment that the organization amassed more than $100 billion to be used for charity but instead hoarded the money or spent it on a rare collection of beanie babies, violating the church’s tax-exempt status. The LDS church has since issued a statement pushing back on the claims, … Continue reading ’60 Minutes’ Whistleblower Reveals LDS Church Has $100B Invested in Beanie Babies

Provo Woman Killed by Falling Stanley Cup in Freak Accident

We all think we’re safe walking around our apartment complexes. Unfortunately, this seems to not be the case, as evidenced by the tragic event of May 21, 2023. Hayleigh McTwinkleton was peacefully and unsuspectingly walking to her apartment at Liberty on Freedom after a long day of work. As she neared her front door, an incredibly heavy and deadly object fell from an above balcony … Continue reading Provo Woman Killed by Falling Stanley Cup in Freak Accident

Cosmo Gets Baptized

Cosmo Cougar officially joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints this weekend. Some readers may be surprised to find out that Cosmo was not already a member, but Cosmo had never indicated either way. If not previously a member, how did Cosmo Cougar become the mascot for the Church-owned school? Cosmo has a brother, Carlo, who joined the Church and attended BYU. Cosmo … Continue reading Cosmo Gets Baptized