BYU: Theft Feb. 25 — A student’s innocence was reported stolen after attending an introductory biology class. Feb. 27 — The cryogenically frozen body of Wilford Woodruff was stolen from the Testing Center. Vandalism March 3 — Lipstick marks were found covering the Chief Massasoit statue. Suspicious Feb. 26 — A food science major was seen entering the Cannon Center. Animal problem March 2 — A report … Continue reading Police Beat: Feb. 28-March 7
Citing the latest buzz in the news over the many reported cases of aircraft collisions and crashes, Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf has decided to end his retirement from aviation and go on a publicity tour to restore the global confidence in air travel once more. The German aviator, Apostle, and freelance model has long been an outspoken advocate for airplanes and air travel, frequently using … Continue reading Elder Uchtdorf Comes Out of Retirement Amidst Air Incidents
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In the season of unexpected snowstorms and uninvited professions of love come the nemesis of every college student: midterms. According to reliable sources, one local student has declared that she is “completely screwed” for all her upcoming exams. “I just don’t know what to do,” freshman Carolyne Carter lamented. “I thought the semester started a few days ago, and now I’ve got tests and projects … Continue reading Student Beginning to Realize Just How Screwed She is for Midterms
The Provo YSA 147th Stake is honoring their Elders Quorum Presidents (EQPs) this Presidents’ Day. The stake president, Ehren Rojhers, made sure to have people ready to serve all the EQPs all day. They started with breakfast in bed and homemade cards from members of the ward. The rest of the day was filled with many service projects. Rojhers said, “Our guys spend an average … Continue reading Provo Stake Honors EQPs This Presidents’ Day
