Michael Bay Directs New Mormon Message Starring Mark Wahlberg

In order to reach a new demographic, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints hired Michel Bay to direct a new Mormon Message. They’re not actually called Mormon Messages anymore, but did you actually know that? The inspirational video is set to star Mark Wahlberg, a Catholic, saving a Mormon, played by Kirby Heyborne, from a burning building during a robot invasion while an … Continue reading Michael Bay Directs New Mormon Message Starring Mark Wahlberg

Children’s Songbook Updated to Better Reflect Family Values

Parents and church leaders today often worry about whether children are truly aware of their identity as a son or daughter of God, and the God-endorsed nature of relationships. In order to make the Church’s stance on family values clearer, the Children’s Songbook used in Primary has seen multiple changes. Here are the biggest changes to some of the world’s most loved songs. “I Am … Continue reading Children’s Songbook Updated to Better Reflect Family Values

Called to Serve (Hyrule)

The first thing you see walking into Ian Wiseman’s bedroom is a gigantic screen. Displayed prominently on it is a small, leaf-faced cartoon character affixed to a “T” of lumber, with a small blond man in compression shorts running around the base of the structure. When asked about the meaning of the scene, Wiseman awkwardly laughed and turned off the television. Clearly seeking to distract … Continue reading Called to Serve (Hyrule)

Miracle! Provo Bro Asks Date Question About Herself

Over mocktails at The Wash, finance major Orrin Young asked his Mutual date, Loureynn Allred, about the color of her toothbrush. “This is a major breakthrough,” says Allred, age 17 (and a half). “Orrin’s been talking about his time working in the mission office in Chile for three hours, and now I get the chance to share about myself!” Young, age 26 (barely), is reportedly … Continue reading Miracle! Provo Bro Asks Date Question About Herself