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Recently Returned Missionary and Study Abroad Student Argue Over Who is More German

With the ending of spring term summer abroad programs and the onslaught of missionaries returning home, BYU students are jockeying for the position of most foreign and special. One such argument is heating up between students Maddeighson and former Elder Clarcksyn, now just Mckeigh. During her time in Germany, Maddeighson became (apparently) fluent in casual and academic German, gained an appreciation for German culture, and … Continue reading Recently Returned Missionary and Study Abroad Student Argue Over Who is More German

Kayteigh Leigh
BYU Voices, Life, News

Provo Voices: Do We Need to Bless the Food if it’s Synthetic?

The FDA just approved in vitro culture meat for human consumption. With little debate over its decreased environmental impact, Church members wonder if it’s even worth it to pray for. On one hand, you probably don’t have to beg God for forgiveness over eating an animal that you paid someone to slaughter. On the other, it is easier for a camel to go through the … Continue reading Provo Voices: Do We Need to Bless the Food if it’s Synthetic?

Renesmee
Campus, Life

Student Spends Reading Day Catching Up on Cousins’ Mission Emails

Reading Day is a day set aside for reading. Most people are smart about it and choose to study for finals, but this term, Krystinn Smith has only two finals. She realized that four of her cousins are returning from missions in a few weeks, but she still hasn’t read a single email. “They are literally so redundant. There are pacing issues, and there’s little … Continue reading Student Spends Reading Day Catching Up on Cousins’ Mission Emails

Renesmee
Campus, Featured, Life

Hottest Statues on BYU Campus

If you’ve ever suppressed sexual thoughts when walking by any of these fine figures, rest assured you’re not alone.   Po the Panda Once under fire for promoting unrealistic beauty standards, this white-hot likeness of the Dragon Warrior himself has become something of a sex symbol on campus.   Barefoot Cosmo You can either admit that you’re attracted to him or you can keep lying … Continue reading Hottest Statues on BYU Campus

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured, Life, News

BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’

A Brigham Young University (BYU) student has ignited a fiery debate on campus after boldly speaking out against racism following a self-tanning mishap. Unyielding in their conviction, Brighmah Kimball refuses to be silenced despite the unconventional circumstances surrounding her ordeal. The incident unfolded when Brighmah, driven by a desire for a radiant summer tan, decided to experiment with copious amounts of self-tanner. Little did she … Continue reading BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’

Kayteigh Leigh