The Sun has returned. Yes, dear readers, through our combined prayers and diligence, we have brought back the orb of plasma that gives light and life to all on this ball of dirt. “Well, I guess I can get back to sinning,” was the response of Chet Jeffrey, Village resident and Aptive salesman. “I almost deleted Mutual, I was so scared.” Others, including Bradley Worthington, … Continue reading The Sun is Back
At approximately 10:28 am on Saturday the 14th, panicked observers in Utah reported that the Sun had disappeared. “ALL THERE IS IS A BLACK HOLE SURROUNDED BY FLAMES!” said Cannon Q. Georgeson, BYU freshman and business major. “THE END IS HERE!” Utah Governor Spencer Cox, BYU President C. Shane Reese, and other state officials prepared a military response to the darkening of the Sun. “We … Continue reading The Sun is Gone
While you were studying your wet chemistry note cards in the rain for 12 hours, Abby and Tanner Rasmussen were building a bond that would stand the test of time. Tanner was near the back of the testing center line when he noticed a bare ring finger beside him and decided to ask the lovely young women it belonged to if she would lend him … Continue reading Testing Center Line grants sufficient time for couple to meet, date, get engaged and marry before arriving at the front.
Many people leave The Church for a number of different reasons. While most don’t want anything to do with the Church, a large amount still can’t get enough of that delectable dairy made at BYU. If they could get it elsewhere, they would. For now, they’re stuck returning to the Lord’s university to satisfy their cravings. “My last bishop was awful, but I can’t … Continue reading Provo Voices: Even Exmos Can’t Get Enough of BYU Creamery Ice Cream
The Nobel Prizes are awarded every year in multiple fields of study from science to literature. Each winner receives around $1 million dollars. Considering BYU’s illustrious history of excellence across all disciplines, it should come as a surprise to no one that this year’s Nobel Prize laureates are all students at this fine university. The Nobel Prize in Physics 2023 Jayson Clark, for successfully … Continue reading BYU Students Take Full Sweep of Nobel Prizes
