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Survey: 72% of Business Students Already Failed No NCMO November

Brad Wilcox, BYU religion professor and General Officer of the Church, announced an extra credit opportunity. If, for the remainder of the month of November, a student was able to refrain from a non-committal make out (NCMO), they would receive twenty five extra credit points. Wilcox, in making the announcement, said “Not one of you is free from sin, but this would do a whole … Continue reading Survey: 72% of Business Students Already Failed No NCMO November

Paul Atreides
Life

Dieter F. Uchtdorf Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

It’s been almost two decades since Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf sauntered onto our television screens and began warming our hearts using airplane analogies. We were charmed from the start and we still can’t get enough. His popularity created such a fan frenzy that he graced the pages of Church magazines for years. Now he’s taking home the Sexiest Man Alive crown. “I’m glad it’s happening … Continue reading Dieter F. Uchtdorf Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

Cameron Frye
Life

Top 5 Last-Minute Sexy, Modest Halloween Costumes

It can be tough to find a flattering costume that doesn’t compromise your morals. You want to be sexy, but you don’t want to be called a sl*t or a to*l. Here is a list of five white-hot ideas guaranteed to attract attention without making you put too much skin in the game.     Rubik’s Cube Get a box, some construction paper, and a … Continue reading Top 5 Last-Minute Sexy, Modest Halloween Costumes

Cameron Frye
Life

Lonely Student Buys “Touching Allowed” Haunted House Ticket Just to Feel Something

Contrary to popular belief, there is such thing as taking the Halloween Spirit too far. Attendants and employees of Fear Factory, Utah’s top haunted house destination, were confused and even scared this past Wednesday, when a BYU Student named Zack Conway reportedly tried to take advantage of the “Touching Allowed” ticket. Conway, a returned missionary majoring in Computer Science, was finally kicked out of the … Continue reading Lonely Student Buys “Touching Allowed” Haunted House Ticket Just to Feel Something

Dr. Doof
Campus, Life

Cosmo Cougar Facing Backlash After Nude Homecoming Scandal

Nobody knew that cougars could have six packs, and nobody wanted to know. Over the weekend, #CosmoCanceled became the number one trending hashtag on social media platforms due to the BYU mascot’s recent homecoming performance. The cougar surprised all present when, without (official) authorization by BYU, he tore his shirt off and began to perform a traditional Hawaiian fire dance.  Observers were unwillingly exposed to … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Facing Backlash After Nude Homecoming Scandal

Dr. Doof