Top Finals Week Tips for Freshmen

Attention, freshmen! As finals week approaches, you may find yourself regretting your choice of educational institution. At this point in the semester, 89% of first year students say they want to transfer to UVU. The remaining 11% say they would like to leave civilization and start a homestead. But don’t despair, this article contains a foolproof methodology that will ensure your finals go smoothly and … Continue reading Top Finals Week Tips for Freshmen

Top 5 Hottest Book of Mormon Villains

With their rippling pecs and flattering words, Book of Mormon villains are some of the hottest around. But which one takes the prize for The Zaddy of Zarahemla? Read on to find out! 5. King Noah Who doesn’t love a hard partying player with a bad-boy vibe? His deep pockets and glamorous friends don’t hurt, either. King Noah now does summer sales to maintain his … Continue reading Top 5 Hottest Book of Mormon Villains

White Friday Sale at BYU Dubbed a ‘Bloodbath’

2023 marks the first year of the BYU Store’s “White Friday Sale”. While the sale had little promotional advertising, word-of-mouth alone generated a crowd of white Provo residents nothing short of massive. 50% off items such as chocolate-covered cinnamon bears and Mikarose dresses had Provo residents lining up as early as 4 a.m. As soon as they opened the doors, bystanders say they can only … Continue reading White Friday Sale at BYU Dubbed a ‘Bloodbath’

1 Dead, 3 Injured in Devastating Heritage Halls Christmas Light Fire

Decorating for Christmas before Thanksgiving may seem like a matter of personal preference, but for Heritage Halls resident McKayla Evans, the choice proved deadly.  On November 18th, McKayla’s Instagram story showed her and her roommates decorating their apartment for the holidays. The story included a video of the twelve power strips and nine extension cords required to accommodate an astounding amount of lights and animatronics … Continue reading 1 Dead, 3 Injured in Devastating Heritage Halls Christmas Light Fire

Terence Fletcher Directs Primary Program

Annie Gaines was in a bind. She is the Primary chorister of the Manhattan 1st Ward, but the bishop and the primary president scheduled the Primary Program for a weekend that Annie was going to be out of town. Luckily, her brother Terrence is also musically inclined. He has a vast background in music including time as an instructor at the local Shaffer Conservatory. Annie … Continue reading Terence Fletcher Directs Primary Program