Y Mountain Comes Out During Pride Month

Y Mountain’s sexuality has been a topic of speculation for quite some time. While some Provo residents assumed its 118-year stint of singledom was due only to the lack of the right partner, others had their suspicions. Today, rumors were laid to rest as Y Mountain announced it is in fact a homosexual rock formation. Provo residents from all over the political spectrum are weighing … Continue reading Y Mountain Comes Out During Pride Month

Joey Chestnut to Face Young BYU Fan in Cougar Tail Eating Contest

After signing a deal with Impossible Foods, Joey Chestnut was barred from competing in the Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest. Nathan’s Famous sees Impossible Foods as a competitor and will not allow the 16-time champion to defend his title. In place of the hot dogs, BYU and the city of Provo invited Chestnut to compete in a Cougar Tail eating contest against Beckham … Continue reading Joey Chestnut to Face Young BYU Fan in Cougar Tail Eating Contest

Release of New Hymnbook Continues with 16 New Songs

The gradual release of the new global hymnbook of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints began last month with the release of 16 new songs. The second batch was released as a surprise at midnight Eastern Time last night. The hymns now available are: “Oceans (Where Feet May Fail)” by Hillsong UNITED “Trust in You” by Lauren Daigle “We Believe” by Newsboys “Children … Continue reading Release of New Hymnbook Continues with 16 New Songs

BYU Announces June As Humility Month

Hold off on posting that hot new selfie: it’s time to get humble. BYU, inspired by recent Church leadership directives to cultivate and foster a spirit of meekness, lowliness, and modesty, has decided to announce June as Humility Month. Honor Code Office representative Mark Magleby is excited for the change and explained the roadmap for Humility Month: “This is a really exciting time for BYU, … Continue reading BYU Announces June As Humility Month

Kevin Worthen Found Guilty–Of Having Too Much Fun!

A jury of his peers found former BYU President Kevin Worthen to be guilty as charged–for having too much fun. Since last year, Worthen has been working at Yale University as the Michael Doyle and Bunny Winter Distinguished Visiting Professor of Law. However, his colleagues have not been enthused by his presence. K-dubs has been partying every weekend since arriving in New Haven, Connecticut. Sources … Continue reading Kevin Worthen Found Guilty–Of Having Too Much Fun!