New Sins You Missed at General Conference

General Conference weekend is a great learning opportunity, but you can’t be expected to catch everything. Luckily, while you were passed out on the couch, we were taking note of every action that no longer aligns with Church standards. Eating Tomatoes We were all expecting this one, but it’s still worth mentioning–tomatoes are officially of the devil. Nothing we can do about it. Using a … Continue reading New Sins You Missed at General Conference

Church Announces New Temples at General Conference

At the conclusion of the October 2024 General Conference, President Russell M. Nelson took to the pulpit and announced eight new temples to be built in coming years. He was met with cheers, hollers, and chants of “NEL-SON, NEL-SON, NEL-SON” from the Conference Center audience. These houses of worship will bring blessings to members all over the world—and multiverse. See the list below.   Continue reading Church Announces New Temples at General Conference

‘Dress to Impress’ Features First Ever General Conference Theme

The popular Roblox game announced the new theme during the latter portion of Sunday morning session. Outfits ranged from Sunday best to Sunday rest, including formal attire and loungewear alike. While there were many impressive outfits that contended for the podium, only three were voted into victory. The winner’s circle collectively resembled the current Relief Society Presidency, which many are finding a humorous coincidence. Professional … Continue reading ‘Dress to Impress’ Features First Ever General Conference Theme

British Culture Takes Over BYU After Elder Kearon’s Talk

This past Sunday, Elder Patrick Kearon gave his first address as a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. While Elder Kearon has spoken in General Conference before, no one had really paid attention before, so they were shocked by his accent. Members of the Church all over the world were so amazed by the extreme, exotic nature of his accent, that they have … Continue reading British Culture Takes Over BYU After Elder Kearon’s Talk