Celebrate homeland and heritage this July 24th with these top picks for Pioneer Day fun. Revive Manifest Destiny Grab 60,000 of your closest friends and take a light 1,300 mile stroll across the Great Plains in the name of God and country. Treat Yourself Cheat day! Indulge by licking up your family’s last handful of plain flour from your palm. Make sure to … Continue reading Fun Ways to Celebrate Pioneer Day
With the position of Democratic nominee suddenly wide open, everyone agrees that Provo has some of the country’s best candidates for the job. Six Utah natives have announced their candidacy and their running mates, and it’s your job to determine who will step up. Peggy Worthen and Kevin Worthen Future president Peggy Worthen and passenger princess Kevin Worthen are back in the presidential game with … Continue reading Six Potential Democratic Nominees Come Out of Utah
Y Mountain’s sexuality has been a topic of speculation for quite some time. While some Provo residents assumed its 118-year stint of singledom was due only to the lack of the right partner, others had their suspicions. Today, rumors were laid to rest as Y Mountain announced it is in fact a homosexual rock formation. Provo residents from all over the political spectrum are weighing … Continue reading Y Mountain Comes Out During Pride Month
Manuel is his name. Tamales are his game. Provo’s most elite self-made salesman is partnering with Masterclass to create a course on how to make millions working for yourself. The Masterclass will include 10 pre-recorded video lessons by your instructor Manuel, a class workbook, interactive assignments, and a giant ziplock bag. Video Lectures will include: Finding Your Niche Putting Your Niche in a Ziplock Bag … Continue reading Provo Tamale Man Partners with Masterclass to Teach Entrepreneurship
In their two years of marriage, Natalee and Braeden Miller have never once had sex without opening and closing with prayer. “We usually sing a rest hymn too,” Natalee explains. “Our favorites are Love At Home and Come, Come, Ye Saints. Our bishop actually recommended it!” “I absolutely did not recommend that,” says an appalled Bishop Lawson. “I don’t know where they got the idea … Continue reading Provo Couple Opens Sex With Invocation, Closes With Benediction
