50 WAYS TO SHUT OUT LIGHT Move someone’s bookmark to a different page. Burn down your local food bank. Scowl at someone. Leave a passive aggressive note for your mail carrier. Laugh at a friend. Leave a bad review for a local business. Abuse someone’s generosity. Scam an old person. Ask a woman if she’s pregnant. Tell a loved one their vibes are off. Sleep … Continue reading 50 Ways to Smite the World This Christmas Season
2023 marks the first year of the BYU Store’s “White Friday Sale”. While the sale had little promotional advertising, word-of-mouth alone generated a crowd of white Provo residents nothing short of massive. 50% off items such as chocolate-covered cinnamon bears and Mikarose dresses had Provo residents lining up as early as 4 a.m. As soon as they opened the doors, bystanders say they can only … Continue reading White Friday Sale at BYU Dubbed a ‘Bloodbath’
Decorating for Christmas before Thanksgiving may seem like a matter of personal preference, but for Heritage Halls resident McKayla Evans, the choice proved deadly. On November 18th, McKayla’s Instagram story showed her and her roommates decorating their apartment for the holidays. The story included a video of the twelve power strips and nine extension cords required to accommodate an astounding amount of lights and animatronics … Continue reading 1 Dead, 3 Injured in Devastating Heritage Halls Christmas Light Fire
The scheduled 2024 soft launch of new hymns and 2026 release of a new book of sacred music have been revealed to be part of an elaborate “prank.” An anonymous Redditor posted pdfs of emails dating back to 2017 between several Church leaders, usually either originating from or received by Elder Dale G. Renlund, coordinating the prank. The post was accompanied by a simple caption: … Continue reading New Hymnal Actually Just a Prank
Every year on November 11th, our country celebrates the sacrifices made by the brave members of our military. The Purple Heart award is traditionally given to men and women who have gone above and beyond in their duties, suffering injury or even death in the line of service. This year, the US Military unveiled a new medal: The Purple Broken Heart. This solemn distinction is … Continue reading 30 Year Old Provo Dating Veteran Awarded Purple Broken Heart
