BYU Animation Unveils New “Inside Out” for Utah Audiences

In an ambitious undertaking, the BYU Animation department is currently working on a new film following the runaway success of Pixar’s Inside Out 2. The new movie will be catered to Utah audiences, depicting emotions commonplace among the BYU public. In a recent press release, we were treated to a first look of ten brand-new characters that are sure to delight and entertain critics and … Continue reading BYU Animation Unveils New “Inside Out” for Utah Audiences

Hogwarts-Pathway: The Newest At-Home Option for all Prospective Witches and Wizards

Everyone, go get a frying pan, some oil, a pinch of garlic, and all other necessary seasonings because we are going to have some real, lean, FDA-approved, 100% grass-fed BEEF over here! Hogwarts just announced that they are now offering an online option for all prospective wizards and witches. Although this might be an awesome and convenient alternative for many nerds who never could get … Continue reading Hogwarts-Pathway: The Newest At-Home Option for all Prospective Witches and Wizards

Honor Code Office Bans Barbie Movies

The all-powerful, historically Orwellian Honor Code Office held a meeting to counsel with each other about additional censorship. An administrator suggested 21st century Disney movies because of the apparent drama, and one committee member offhandedly complained about his granddaughter’s obsession with Barbie movies. He said that he was “appalled” to see such monstrosities as rainbows, glitter, and dancing animals. So, the committee decided to watch … Continue reading Honor Code Office Bans Barbie Movies

New Study Abroad Program

The Kennedy Center at BYU announced a new study abroad program. Set for a maximum of 85 students and their families per week, this is projected to be the highest-grossing program yet. “Our vision was to create a program in which students will spend just as much money for a normal study abroad, yet simultaneously gain no cultural experience whatsoever,” says program organizer Sally McQueen. … Continue reading New Study Abroad Program