General Authorities scramble to finish talks after writers’ strike ends

Since the WGA strike ended earlier this week, the General Authorities and other Auxiliary officers have been scrambling to finish their talks. While not members of the guild, the planned speakers were refusing to write their talks in solidarity with those striking. Some are struggling more than others. The YW General Presidency are pooling together their resources. “As the new kids on the block, this … Continue reading General Authorities scramble to finish talks after writers’ strike ends

General Conference to Feature AGT-Style Buzzers

As part of a series of revelatory changes involving Church structure and meeting organization, the First Presidency announced this morning that, beginning with the October 2023 Session, General Conference will now feature a voting system not unlike that of the popular reality TV show America’s Got Talent. As detailed in the surprise press conference, each member of the First Presidency will be able to vote on … Continue reading General Conference to Feature AGT-Style Buzzers

What You Missed: General Conference October 2022

Were you not a good enough saint to watch all ten hours of this past General Conference? No worries; we’ve compiled the most important moments into a handy article right here.  Bishop Causse urged members to be “stewards” of the Earth and save the environment Bishop Causse encouraged his fellow members to be conscious of the environment in his talk ‘Our Earthly Stewardship’. “Make an … Continue reading What You Missed: General Conference October 2022

President Nelson’s Spokesperson, Travis Scott, Issues an Apology For “Overcrowded” Young Adult Devotional

The Worldwide Devotional for Young Adults with President Nelson was a great success. Millions of young adults around the world were able to listen to the Prophet explain the eternal importance of our decisions. Even better, the members who couldn’t be bothered to arrive eight hours early to secure a seat at the event were rightfully turned away. As thousands of unworthy members arrived to … Continue reading President Nelson’s Spokesperson, Travis Scott, Issues an Apology For “Overcrowded” Young Adult Devotional

President Nelson Reminds All ‘Able-Bodied Young Men’ That They Must go on Missions…Except those named Chad

President Nelson started off the 192nd Annual General Conference with another transformative piece of revelation. As the prophet himself put it, “I remind all young men have they have the great privilege and responsibility to go a mission to serve the Lord. All young men must go…except those who are unfortunate enough to be ‘Chad’. ‘Chads’ will unfortunately never be worthy enough to serve a … Continue reading President Nelson Reminds All ‘Able-Bodied Young Men’ That They Must go on Missions…Except those named Chad