If you’ve ever suppressed sexual thoughts when walking by any of these fine figures, rest assured you’re not alone. Po the Panda Once under fire for promoting unrealistic beauty standards, this white-hot likeness of the Dragon Warrior himself has become something of a sex symbol on campus. Barefoot Cosmo You can either admit that you’re attracted to him or you can keep lying … Continue reading Hottest Statues on BYU Campus
A Brigham Young University (BYU) student has ignited a fiery debate on campus after boldly speaking out against racism following a self-tanning mishap. Unyielding in their conviction, Brighmah Kimball refuses to be silenced despite the unconventional circumstances surrounding her ordeal. The incident unfolded when Brighmah, driven by a desire for a radiant summer tan, decided to experiment with copious amounts of self-tanner. Little did she … Continue reading BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’
As the month of May comes to a close, many BYU students are still unaware of the massive percentage of the world that Asians and Pacific Islanders make up. Thanks to May being Asian-American and Pacific Islander Month, though, BYU was able to introduce this concept to over 30 students. BYU, known for its outstanding academic programs and its ability to maintain a safe bubble … Continue reading AAPI Month Credited with Educating 30+ BYU Students on the Existence of Asian-Americans and Pacific Islanders
The ongoing construction on BYU campus has resulted in some breathtaking archaeological finds. Today, C. Shane Reese, the new president of the university, confirmed that the famed Sealed Portion of the Book of Mormon was retrieved from what used to be the north face of the library. “This is a fantastic find,” says Reese, “and I know that the First Presidency is ecstatic. President Oaks … Continue reading Construction Workers at BYU Accidentally Uncover Holy Grail, Sealed Portion and More
Everyone, go get a frying pan, some oil, a pinch of garlic, and all other necessary seasonings because we are going to have some real, lean, FDA-approved, 100% grass-fed BEEF over here! Hogwarts just announced that they are now offering an online option for all prospective wizards and witches. Although this might be an awesome and convenient alternative for many nerds who never could get … Continue reading Hogwarts-Pathway: The Newest At-Home Option for all Prospective Witches and Wizards
